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    Quote Originally Posted by SKkin View Post
    How many of them were the "bottom" in those relations?
    It's not always about anal intercourse, I imagine. Have you never had a gay guy beg you to let him blow you and, the situation being right with the alcohol and dim lights, you relent, blow your wad, end of story and you go home or back into the pub?
    When the lights are dim, even without the alcohol, an expert falatist does the job, regardless of his/her gender.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    Have you never had a gay guy beg you to let him blow you and, the situation being right with the alcohol and dim lights, you relent, blow your wad, end of story and you go home or back into the pub?
    No...can't say that I have. Where do you hang out? ...so to speak...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SKkin View Post
    Where do you hang out? ...so to speak...
    ...555...such goings-on are not for everyone, it must be said: but large numbers of males (and females, I imagine) slide around on the above scale until...well, they don't...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chittychangchang View Post
    Are you a 20 stone dyke with a strapon dressed in leather wanting to pound bsnubs prostrate and label him a twat?
    Oh my...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    with the alcohol and dim lights
    The M.O. does sound very familiar...

    Quote Originally Posted by tomcat View Post
    alcohol, control of the dimmer switch and voila! Maanaam's yer date

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    ^^...Mom!...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SKkin View Post
    No...can't say that I have. Where do you hang out? ...so to speak...
    Hehe....I was quite an attractive young man in my hey day, to both women on the low end of the scale and men on the very high end of the scale . I daresay that there may have been a few women on the highish end of the scale, too. If I was to tell the truth about my exploits it would make Lulu sick to his stomach with envy. And that's as much as I'll say on the subject.

    Speaking of women on the scale, I've long held that most women are not 1's and would be 2's or 3's... given Tom's qualifications of situation, dim lights, and alcohol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    I was quite an attractive young man in my hey day
    ...pic or you were a gargoyle...

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    Quote Originally Posted by tomcat View Post
    ...nearly every male (SD excepted) with whom I've enjoyed some form of carnal relations has been "straight" (i.e., later went on to marry a female)...the right setting, alcohol, control of the dimmer switch and voila! Bob's yer date...that scale probably describes a larger number of horny males than many here would expect...

    The holy grail among gay blokes is to ''convert'' a married straight bloke, right?



    What exactly is the crossover moment that makes the straight bloke converted?


    Is it when the poofter finally conquers his sacred virginal tunnel of filth??

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
    The holy grail among gay blokes is to ''convert'' a married straight bloke, right?
    ...that's right: we have updated handbooks on strategy...
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    How exactly does that happen?
    ...we wait for an enchanted evening to spot a stranger across a crowded room...
    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
    What is the act that persuades the straight bloke to be gay?
    ...he puts a hand on my bottom and asks how the Red Sox are doing...

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    I edited the post to sound a bit more sophisticated^

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
    I edited the post to sound a bit more sophisticated
    ...subtlety not your forte then...

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    Quote Originally Posted by tomcat View Post
    ...pic or you were a gargoyle...
    You just want to perv at my half caste Fijian tall, lithe, supple, muscular tanned body, rippling 6 pack and broad shoulders. I'll not be an object of your lust.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    I'll not be an object of your lust
    ...well, then: how about a drink?...

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    I can't be homophobic anyway.

    I DJ'ed at Noriega's 3 times a few years ago. One was an AF meet up in 2006

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    Do you swallow? No hand holding, no kissing, and no strings.

    Actually, no, I must decline, I'm sorry. Happily married and get my billies emptied often enough.

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    Are you Homophobic?-2018-09-02-01_20_46-8d924fc6-c851

    I've never done that in public
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    No hand holding, no kissing, and no strings
    ...agreed: merely christening the rocket to Uranus...

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    ^ Give me a call next time you're aroundAre you Homophobic?-telephonepub01209-jpg
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    ...I used to be a regular at The Telephone...finally got bored with the sordid and handicapped and moved on to...marriage...

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    Quote Originally Posted by tomcat
    ...marriage...

    Now you visit twice as often as before

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    ...haven't been back in over 10 years...too depressing...

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    ^Must be, drinking alone next to a phone covered in cobwebs


    Checking it every 5 mins just in case it's put on silent by mistake

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    DJ seems to be considering switching teams.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cujo View Post
    DJ seems to be considering switching teams.
    ...a bit late for that...unless Miss Tiffany has an opening...(!)...

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