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thanx for tending shop Macha! Swell job.. and please no eye blinking on da job now..
I'm back from me lunch and wee nap, guess I'm good to go for the next 3 hours or so until i get rapidly stuck into and wasted on my before dinner aperitifs and other spirits..
Asper, one hours ball massage? gawd what ya got down there mate? full metal jacket ones? :)
Oh you mean the Teak shop? Did I tend it properly Inzi?
my first time in LOS, meaning first pussy?
well, I was waiting to catch a boat out of Songkla, and just happened to meet a sweet girl in a bar. Just a freelance thingy, no bar fine, B350
when I asked her name, she said "Golden pussy" from which I presumed she made enough to live.
Lovely girl, small, sweet and brown, and active in bed
got me hooked forever on Thai women!
FF, great story man, and the Thermae's an excellent place to start ya off to all sort of LoSsian pervesions
Has anybody tried Grace Hotel 24/7 coffee shop? Now thar ya can get
really the feel of what is the end of da line for fokkedout whores.
Used to go there in the afternoons when bored out of me witts!
.. after a while that started becoming old shoe too and guess what was the next progressive step down for me ..??
is this is gonna be like WDR new year resolution? I aint telling if he aint...
yes, yes Macha, you did, you really really did :party43:Quote:
Originally Posted by Macha
fuckin a piece of liver??
Dottor Andy, lucky fellar! Golden Pussy wow ! What a stellar name indeed!
some of us, our first time out got a Nok, maybe a Noi,
others wound up with a Pee or a Poo.. oh well !
for the ones (like IJWT or PB) that got their "first time" with a Somchai, a Manop or a Sombat what to say? F.O. and start your own thread elsewhere thank you
How much's my pay rise then? :saythat:Quote:
Originally Posted by in4zip
nah! doc wont even eat the shit, much less i'd wanna fuck a piece of itQuote:
Originally Posted by DrAndy
^ That rhyms good Inzi. So how much is me payrise?
Macha 2 hours on da job an ya already start talking about money? Jeez...
bad form Macha, very bad form!
I shagged a bird named 'lucky'. That was my first bonk in Bangers. Enuf for today I think.Quote:
Dottor Andy, lucky fellar! Golden Pussy wow
Macha good, you'z da ManQuote:
Originally Posted by Macha
now that wazn't dat hard, waz it now Machababy :)
how much ya paid her M?
or was she on "promotion" ?
It was a bit hard for me to share a secret.
That was for free darling. You can call it promotion!
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Originally Posted by in4zip
hmmm, OK so that would be 2 or 3 steps down?
I knew it, I fokin knew itQuote:
Originally Posted by Macha
dont ask me how, but somehow I sensed that yer a tight git Macha!
don't get me wrong I hate paying for it too
teaching english for a while and no offence to all da practitioners of the tefling art out thereQuote:
Originally Posted by DrAndy
You bonked one of your mates??????????????Quote:
Originally Posted by Macha
You'd best keep that a secret!
My expat salaried mate took me out down Nana. I was in my fucking backpacking shite and he was a bit embarased. I got fucked up and went of around town with his mate who eventually dropped me back at my mates gaff where I found a lady in bed waiting for me.
She was a bit shite - but that was probably due to me being shit faced and having had a wank in the shower before going out.
I ain't tight Inzi, I'm very tight. Just that I shagged her for two years and never paid a single baht. Poor Thai lucky. :talktohan By the way I call it an art cos not everyone can have free shags for two years. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by in4zip
Jeezzzz..... hang on. My 8th language's Angalish. I think I'm improving Poolie. Just give me 5 more years. :talktohanQuote:
Originally Posted by poolcleaner
Your English is fine Macha.............now, what was his name?Quote:
Originally Posted by Macha
It should have been like this. Innit?Quote:
Originally Posted by poolcleaner
yer da man Macha, you're sure iz :party43:Quote:
Originally Posted by Macha
:rock_dj: You rock Inzi.