Your "first time" in the LoS

**Muadib** · 11-01-2006, 12:25 AM

Lest we forget, Clint actually got his start in the old Rawhide television show... He was Rowdy Yates in that series... That led to his Spaghetti Westerns...

Oh, the bits of trivial our minds accumulate... Now if I can just find my car!!!

**machangezi** · 11-01-2006, 08:43 AM

Got to LOS for the first time in November 1999 to attend a meeting. Liked the place and started visiting twice every year up until 2002. Never left LOS since my settlement in Bangers.

**in4zip** · 11-01-2006, 10:00 AM

Originally Posted by Macha

Got to LOS for the first time in November 1999 to attend a meeting. Liked the place and started visiting twice every year up until 2002. Never left LOS since my settlement in Bangers.

Macha baby ... please do pay attention

We're talking b-e-a-v-e-r here, not tourism, not meet nor biz wax

yer 1st bonk in the LoS man*!

*repeat
-yer first piece of *put name of organ here* in TH that
didn't belong to yer spouse/blood relative/imported
b/g/f, gold/fish, sheep.. or whatever..

**machangezi** · 11-01-2006, 10:09 AM

Oh Bonk! I better read Harry's thread 'Dummies n shit'.

**kenkannif** · 11-01-2006, 10:12 AM

Originally Posted by Maudib

Lest we forget, Clint actually got his start in the old Rawhide television show... He was Rowdy Yates in that series... That led to his Spaghetti Westerns...

Oh, the bits of trivial our minds accumulate... Now if I can just find my car!!!

He also appeared in the sequel to The Creature from the Black Lagoon

I like old Clint although he did say if Michael Moore ever tried to interview him he'd shoot him.

Sorry for off topicness!

**in4zip** · 11-01-2006, 10:19 AM

fok Harry Macha, jez answer the foking q

if ya have not performed any sexual acts while in LoS (since 1999 to date? WTF)
never mind, that's ok too, we understand and please do accept our deepest simpathy

**machangezi** · 11-01-2006, 10:24 AM

I'm a loyal dog mate.

**in4zip** · 11-01-2006, 10:25 AM

Originally Posted by kenkannif

Originally Posted by Maudib

Lest we forget, Clint actually got his start in the old Rawhide television show... He was Rowdy Yates in that series... That led to his Spaghetti Westerns...

Oh, the bits of trivial our minds accumulate... Now if I can just find my car!!!

He also appeared in the sequel to The Creature from the Black Lagoon

I like old Clint although he did say if Michael Moore ever tried to interview him he'd shoot him.

Sorry for off topicness!

its ok KK we aint at a jar here, no thoughtgestapo mods, on topic, off topic all good here mate
and Ken..
when did you "do it" the first time in the LoS?
do ya still remember or ... was it that bad

that...

**in4zip** · 11-01-2006, 10:29 AM

Originally Posted by Macha

I'm a loyal dog mate.

every dog has its day M..
ya mean to tell us that you went to the altar a virgin?

c'mon Macha gimme a brake

**machangezi** · 11-01-2006, 10:34 AM

My first bonk's a secret mate and secret can be best kept between two people when one's dead.

I'm afraid I'd have to shoot you if I told you (from some movie).

Still curious about my first bonk?

**in4zip** · 11-01-2006, 10:40 AM

I iz already really shakin in me flip flops

nah it ok bro.. some things are prolly better left untold

like in this particular case

**kenkannif** · 11-01-2006, 10:57 AM

I first stopped here for 50 minutes on the way to Oz, but didn't leave the airport (Mummy didn't trust me as I was only a nipper).

Came over for the Millenium, stayed at KSR with a mate. Got approached by a 'lady of the night' who offered us her services. I wanted her to get a mate, but she didn't seem to want to (I can take care). So as we were drunk we took her back to the crappy little room (where you could actually look over the wall into the other rooms) and we spit roasted her. It was okay but I finished quite quickly (my life bloody story) and I had to sit in the room (back to the action) while my mate continued pumping her. It was so so...but I suppose something to tell the grandkids!

**aging one** · 11-01-2006, 11:09 AM

What is this thread about, I knew then Clint got involved. Then of course there has to be Macha, and finally ken with his sexual quickness brings us back near the track.

**machangezi** · 11-01-2006, 11:20 AM

Your first bonk in LOS (right back on track)

**in4zip** · 11-01-2006, 11:47 AM

Originally Posted by kenkannif

....I finished quite quickly (my life bloody story) and I had to sit in the room (back to the action) while my mate continued pumping her. It was so so...but I suppose something to tell the grandkids!

I know, I know what ya mean KK, back in the fatbabeswastelands, it's a common nightmare for most of the male populace. The poor fellows been puzzystarved for so long that ...

I was so anxious once, to get a leg over a french babe I got told "Ne sois pas si pressée!"

dickcontrol comes with practice, maturity and age. A quickone off the wrist can act as a retardant (but be careful with this last piece of advice since the age variable has to be carefully pondered - I for one, had to stop using this technique, since by the time -it- started giving signs of life again 'she' had lost interest

)

**in4zip** · 11-01-2006, 11:52 AM

Good fellow Macha, the thread's now in you your capable hands!
I'm off to lunch..

**machangezi** · 11-01-2006, 11:53 AM

IME hand magic ain't of any help. The only way you can make it longer is to back off for a while when you're about to spunk. I can be wrong but it works for me.

**machangezi** · 11-01-2006, 11:54 AM

Thanks Inzi for handing over the thread to me. You won't be disappointed when you're back from lunch.

**kenkannif** · 11-01-2006, 12:01 PM

Originally Posted by in4zip

Originally Posted by kenkannif

....I finished quite quickly (my life bloody story) and I had to sit in the room (back to the action) while my mate continued pumping her. It was so so...but I suppose something to tell the grandkids!

I know, I know what ya mean KK, back in the fatbabeswastelands, it's a common nightmare for most of the male populace. The poor fellows been puzzystarved for so long that ...

I was so anxious once, to get a leg over a french babe I got told "Ne sois pas si pressée!"

dickcontrol comes with practice, maturity and age. A quickone off the wrist can act as a retardant (but be careful with this last piece of advice since the age variable has to be carefully pondered - I for one, had to stop using this technique, since by the time -it- started giving signs of life again 'she' had lost interest

)

LoL, I must admit there were times in the UK where I was thinking of nicer birds than the ones I was shagging (I'm sure they were doing the same with me), but then with some of the fit birds I've been with (especially this lovely little thing in the Dominican who started calling me one minute man....and I even cracked some out before to last longer as well) I've had to think of like my Gran or football and that to slow myself down.

Macha the problem with your method is it can be a bit hit and miss (and you stop but end up coming half heartedly anyway) and a bit off putting for the bird (stop and start). Sometimes I'll just come but give them a few more minutes of KK loving....'cos I'm 'nice' and a true 2K man!

**Gerbil** · 11-01-2006, 12:08 PM

Originally Posted by Macha

My first bonk's a secret mate and secret can be best kept between two people when one's dead.

Necrophilia eh?

Dead boring that is.....

**Asper** · 11-01-2006, 12:33 PM

I checked in to the Nana Hotel after about 36 gruelling hours of travel from Castlegar, BC.

After a few hours nap, I ordered a full breakfast and a double vodka (neat) from room service then, not wanting to strain myself, headed for a massage parlour I'd read about.

Navigated the 10 or so blocks to Soi 14 and Bangkok Teen Massage. I was disappointed in not receiving a choice of masseuse, and the one I got was not terribly attractive, but I charged ahead and opted for the full ball massage.

After an hour or so of getting my testicles massaged, I was pretty eager to go, and asked her about "extra" services. 1,000 baht I was told. She brought me off pretty quickly, then told me I'd misunderstood, she'd said 1,500 baht. Oh well, my first night in Bangkok. It seemed churlish to quibble over $13, so I paid up and left.

Had a couple of bargirls before leaving BKK to take up my new job; found a girlfriend quite soon, and so far been true to her.

**ChiangMai noon** · 11-01-2006, 12:49 PM

Originally Posted by Asper

After an hour or so of getting my testicles massaged,

That sounds awful.

Anyway, welcome Asper.

**friscofrankie** · 11-01-2006, 01:04 PM

Fresh off the plane ensconsed in the Ruamchitt Hotel. I stumbled down stairs to the Thermae. i'd read so much abut the place I'd expected a Special forces type of crowd with a few spooks hiding nthe corners. I was not prepared for the zoo I encounterd, soft brown hands caressed my arms and called to me, But i wasn;t into beastiality that night, so I made it to the street unscathed to find myself in wonders of wonders a go-go!
I found my angel twriling about on stage doing to a metal pole something thought would be batter practiced on me own pole. Half a beer a minute later we had negotiated a night off the poor lass. As waited in the eleveator I found out her name was noi, or nok, nit; someting like that, And wonder of wonders!! It was her first time too!!! I'm sure, after my manly performance, she was ruined for further trade and now pines away in Udon; awaiting my return.

**machangezi** · 11-01-2006, 01:20 PM

Trying all possible positions might solve this problem then. All fours is something I can't resist. It makes me cum with a blink of eye!!!!! Conventional missionary's something I can't be bothered with. I'd go for a long time if I'm lying down and the bird's panting on me top.

So, positions do play an important role in IME.

**kenkannif** · 11-01-2006, 01:44 PM

For me it's the bird more than the position.

Not with a blink of an eye....rather in a blink of an eye!

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