Thread: Why is it so expensive to get drunk in Thailand?

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^ Are you referring to yeast?

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

Are you referring to yeast?

You'll have to ask those Polacks. Not sure I'd want to drink it...

Originally Posted by SKkin

Not sure I'd want to drink it

...perhaps a tender lick then...

Drunkards....

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

^ Are you referring to yeast?

You'd think so as that's what ferments beer. Perhaps the "special woman" has a yeast infection?
They're right about it being lactobaccilus.
I read about a woman who makes yoghurt from her vaginal bacteria.
Found it;
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/...n_6661792.html

Crikey, there's lots of women doing it! Just google "vagina yoghurt".!!!

And if they have thrush, you get intestinal candida.

Originally Posted by Latindancer

And if they have thrush, you get intestinal candida.

I've not heard of that. So, guys that perform cunnilingus are at risk?

Er, yes.

I once got intestinal candida from that. The symptom was only a rather itchy arsehole which was red for about an inch around it. The girl later got tested (just by chance) and was found to have a "strong" case of Candida, but no real symptoms....as can happen sometimes. I was left to put two and two together about how I got mine intestinally.

I knew I had Candida without getting tested for it when a doctor said my bum looked like I had it, and prescribed me some Nystatin, and it went away. (BTW, Nystatin is a quite benign antifungal which doesn't leave your intestines....it just goes in one end and out the other).


Hmmm....if a girl makes yoghurt with her vaginal yeast, that may well include any sperm from ...say....last Thursdays root.

Originally Posted by Maanaam

I'd say they watered down the Jack and/or under-poured the nips

In the grand scheme of things, Thai folk cant make a good cocktail to save their soul. I have been to a few resort bars and even if you order a double its watered down and sugared up. My wife and I were recently at a place and a Mai Tai was 280 baht. A single of Glenlivet was 225 and let me tell you, they pour to the "T" on volume so you order a single and it barely covers the entire bottom of the glass(Looks like leftovers from previous night ). I think we had 3 each and we hit 1300 to 1400 bht and I never even came close to becoming pleasantly anesthetized. So the OP clipping 3000 bht doesn't surprise me. It shouldn't be that expensive here but in some venues it is.

Originally Posted by Maanaam

So, guys that perform cunnilingus are at risk?

...certainly: at the very least for bad breath...

Originally Posted by Latindancer

Nystatin is a quite benign antifungal which doesn't leave your intestines....it just goes in one end and out the other).

...and back again, I suppose...

4 large bottles of Chang for 100 baht and a 2 bottles of Sang Thip for 200 baht did the job for me. That was 18 years ago.

I had one drink in Hat Yai once that cost me 10,000 baht.

That one drink led to another and I wasn't allowed into Malaysia. Then Thailand wouldn't let me in. After a 3 days to a week in noman's land, I ran out of cash and sobered up. What a stupid place to have a duty free shop!

Originally Posted by Latindancer

I once got intestinal candida

Any good for yoghurt making?

Originally Posted by stroller

Any good for yoghurt making?

Ahhh yes, the difference between yoghurt and LD.

Yoghurt is a live culture.

where is LoyToy our resident drunk ? we had a nice beer oclock session until it all went away

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

where is LoyToy our resident drunk ? we had a nice beer oclock session until it all went away

never understood beer o'clock, what on Earth does it mean?

^ that is because you lack a sense of humour

Beer thirty. What planet you on?

It means you have put your time in.

id have to say the bell in the bar aint to stop the roundabout.

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

where is LoyToy our resident drunk ?

Been arrested for delivering pies without a work permit.

It's expensive to get drunk in Thailand now? When did this happen?
I may have to reconsider my marriage. And my retirement plans.