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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    Oh ffs...I came to this thread for huge, unashamedly racist generalisations about 30 million people based on experiences with one or two of them.

    I want my money back.
    I tried man...I really did. I got out that 2 foot wide broom and was going to make a huge swipe at it about all Thai women but just couldn't...

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    oh ffs...i came to this thread for huge, unashamedly racist generalisations about 30 million people based on experiences with one or two of them.

    I want my money back. :d

    more of the ‘they paid...the shallow show offs’ or a ‘i paid...the scrounging bastards’ stuff, please.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Headworx View Post
    The same Huang Lao
    Ohh fuck.................Here we go again..................Next....................... The same Loy Toy..................................... boring cvnt you are Headwank.

    Headworx's only interesting opinions are about the fat fuck food he can stick in his fat gob end of.

    Waste of oxygen Banana Bending imbecile!

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    cyrille

    ffs...I came to this thread for huge, unashamedly racist generalisations about 30 million people based on experiences with one or two of them.

    I want my money back.

    More of the ‘They paid...the shallow show offs’ or a ‘I paid...the scrounging bastards’ stuff, please.
    Spot on.

    Look, you dont need to be an Einstein to realise that most of the fat, tattooed, booze breathed , bull necked, unemployable council house trailer trash moron expats who after years of anonymity, petty crime and failure in their homelands end up in this third world shithole only because of the ready availabilty of villages full of washed up bandy legged slack snatched selfish avaricious devious manipulative saggy titted hookers who after being banged stupid every night for 15 years and then wasting their earnings on drugs, gambling and paying off the debts of their lazy inbred families are only too grateful to be picked at the end of their working lives by an easily manipulated fat drooling eurotrash simpleton who will do anything, pay anything and suffer any amount of humiliation for the few months of washed clothes, sloppy blow jobs and ready smiles before the inevitable horror of their situation and the repulsiveness of their new in laws sinks in to their few remaining and functioning brain cells.

    But by then its too late. Bridges have been burnt, the fat euro wife has got the divorce along with half the pension, the gaff in dagenham and the 10 year old ford escort, and the once happy expat is reduced to a life sentence of what amounts to solitary confinement amongst the boiling rice fields, plates of som tam, screeching in laws, cackling wife, mangy dogs and dwindling resources with only netflix, teak door and chang beer to assuage the hopelessness and incomprehension of the situation he has put himself in.
    Last edited by taxexile; 31-07-2018 at 10:45 AM.

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    ^ Don't hold back tax let it all out mate.

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    Indeed.

    A horrifyingly comprehensive three sentence post.

    They say that Olympic swimmers can eventually develop a lung capacity of 5 litres, and even if one were parsimonious, it would take all that to say his second sentence.

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    Yes, the punctuation is lacking, but in my defence im posting on a phone with a slow and tiny keyboard.

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    brilliant, tax

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    fuck tax, i often see comparisons with u and the gent, often times thought maybe the same poster, however, a good post very accurate , tongue in cheek ,,, and the last paragraph,,,, wots rong with that, 555555

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    Quote Originally Posted by taxexile View Post
    netflix, teak door and chang beer
    the finer things in life are so often disparaged

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    Quote Originally Posted by taxexile View Post
    Look, you dont need to be an Einstein to realise that most of the fat, tattooed, booze breathed , bull necked, unemployable council house trailer trash moron expats who after years of anonymity, petty crime and failure in their homelands end up in this third world shithole only because of the ready availabilty of villages full of washed up bandy legged slack snatched selfish avaricious devious manipulative saggy titted hookers who after being banged stupid every night for 15 years and then wasting their earnings on drugs, gambling and paying off the debts of their lazy inbred families are only too grateful to be picked at the end of their working lives by an easily manipulated fat drooling eurotrash simpleton who will do anything, pay anything and suffer any amount of humiliation for the few months of washed clothes, sloppy blow jobs and ready smiles before the inevitable horror of their situation and the repulsiveness of their new in laws sinks in to their few remaining and functioning brain cells.
    Great reply Tax. But I don't see it as you do. I find/see most that you describe above as being level headed well educated men. But thinking that they are clever they ignore your advice and carry on regardless and can't see it coming.
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    Quote Originally Posted by taxexile View Post
    cyrille



    Spot on.

    Look, you dont need to be an Einstein to realise that most of the fat, tattooed, booze breathed , bull necked, unemployable council house trailer trash moron expats who after years of anonymity, petty crime and failure in their homelands end up in this third world shithole only because of the ready availabilty of villages full of washed up bandy legged slack snatched selfish avaricious devious manipulative saggy titted hookers who after being banged stupid every night for 15 years and then wasting their earnings on drugs, gambling and paying off the debts of their lazy inbred families are only too grateful to be picked at the end of their working lives by an easily manipulated fat drooling eurotrash simpleton who will do anything, pay anything and suffer any amount of humiliation for the few months of washed clothes, sloppy blow jobs and ready smiles before the inevitable horror of their situation and the repulsiveness of their new in laws sinks in to their few remaining and functioning brain cells.

    But by then its too late. Bridges have been burnt, the fat euro wife has got the divorce along with half the pension, the gaff in dagenham and the 10 year old ford escort, and the once happy expat is reduced to a life sentence of what amounts to solitary confinement amongst the boiling rice fields, plates of som tam, screeching in laws, cackling wife, mangy dogs and dwindling resources with only netflix, teak door and chang beer to assuage the hopelessness and incomprehension of the situation he has put himself in.
    It wasnt until they reduced Chang from 6.4 % to 5 % , that I realised that

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    Quote Originally Posted by lob View Post
    fuck tax, i often see comparisons with u and the gent
    Jesus, don't say that. It's like telling Chinese people they look Japanese; they hate one another. Online, anyway...


    BTW tax, you forgot to mention the tattoos....on both sexes.

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    Ya know Tax, I was gonna say all that but I thought I'd be nice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Latindancer View Post
    you forgot to mention the tattoos....on both sexes
    That's about the only thing I saw was missing....

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    Really enjoyed taxexile's post. What a nightmare that sounds.

    I'm quite fond of my wife and I don't really think of her as a parasite. It probably helps that we don't live permanently in Thailand. As long as we go back to her village for a couple of weeks every 4-5 months to see her mum then she is pretty happy, and that's pretty easy as flights from Singapore are not too expensive, and I'm always happy for a break from city life to the slooooowww pace of a Kanchanaburi village.
    She doesn't work (apart from being a housewife, which is still kind of work I suppose, and she's pretty good at it) but she's still a lot lower maintenance than my ex-wife who did have a job.
    And my ex-wife still continues to be higher maintenance than my current wife - on account of the maintenance. Damn Singapore and it's Women's Charter. That's the huge drain on my resources, not my Thai wife.

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    Nice tax. Except latin prancer is an aussie with a mail order bride.

    The fact that he is a quibbling fishwife is probably a good part of the root cause of his current angst.

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    Ouch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    Ouch.
    Indeed.
    The truth can be painful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    Oh ffs...I came to this thread for huge, unashamedly racist generalisations about 30 million people based on experiences with one or two of them.

    I want my money back.

    More of the ‘They paid...the shallow show offs’ or a ‘I paid...the scrounging bastards’ stuff, please.

    I need my fix as well

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluke View Post
    It wasnt until they reduced Chang from 6.4 % to 5 % , that I realised that

    A lot of boring nights out in Thailand since this happened, and I've had major problems finding a bird to shag me

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    Quote Originally Posted by taxexile View Post
    and the 10 year old ford escort
    They stopped making Escorts in 2004.

    It was our first family car. I can remember the day we got it. I was 3.



    A sad indictment on automotive history that it ended up looking like this!


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    An Ex Gf last year had a Ford Fiesta. I had no idea the Fiesta had reached Thailand, as I hadn't seen any about

    Why are Thai women such parasites and users ??-fiesta-jpg
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    ^The bloke in that Fiesta looks a bit like our high school PE teacher who the girls were scared of because they said he was a pervert.

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    Fishwife? Scary stuff there.

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