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    Teacher, what's that pussy doing????

    Ah, the trials and tribulations of teaching science to young teen girls and boys...

    I posted before about the number of occasions where my whiteboard sketches always ended up looking like oversize penises, with much mirth from my young students.

    Well my last lesson was the ultimate in side-splitting, teenage mirth.

    We were learning about photosynthesis in plants, and I like to show short videos from YouTube to illustrate the processes.

    So I find a 3 minute video on gas exchange in plants, download it and check that it's suitable for the class.. Crucially, I only checked the first 2 minutes of the video....

    So in the class I start to play the video. All goes well and the students are watching closely when this happens... (see the video clip with this post). I took a screen grab if you don't want to download the video.

    Teacher, what's that pussy doing????-stomata-jpg

    Sure, it's a good illustration of the scientific process that's involved. But you can understand that my whole class collapsed in fits of laughter, (and there was no way that I could keep a serious face).

    I recovered the situation by saying that after this memorable video, I was sure that all of my students would be able to recollect and draw these diagrams when asked in the end-of-semester exam.

    Phew! Needed a drink after that hilarious lesson.


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    Groping women when you're old is fine - everyone thinks you're senile

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43 View Post
    I was sure that all of my students would be able to recollect and draw these diagrams
    Asking for trouble there. I hope you don't have a Burmese Luigi in your class as he would see it as open season to draw dicks and minges under cover of photosynthesis diagrams.

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    ^ knowing Luigi, it wouldnt just be the headmaster getting fingered

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    Asking for trouble there. I hope you don't have a Burmese Luigi in your class as he would see it as open season to draw dicks and minges under cover of photosynthesis diagrams.
    Yep, you have a valid point. But I do have to ask this question in the exam. So I should be on the look out in the exam for suspiciously sexy looking stomati drawings!

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    Change the subject by getting them to paint candlelight.


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    I dont know how these TEFLers get a bad name

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    Does this mean that all Thai mingle is green, with outer lips that resemble sausages?

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    Does this mean that all Thai mingle is green, with outer lips that resemble sausages?
    Nope, these are Burmese pussies that are apparently devoid of clitori - please try to keep up

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