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    Have you ever hit a woman?

    I'm assuming that most forum members are male, but Katie et al can certainly tell us about knocking the shit out of some woman...

    I have hit a woman twice in my life. Actually, it was the same woman ==> my mad, bipolar Thai ex-wife.

    The first time was when we were having an argument (which I was losing because you simply cannot win against a stupid person). She became physically violent and crazy. I slapped her on the face, which stopped her for about 3 seconds. Then she went ballistic at me, like a miniature (she's 145 cm tall and weighs 33 Kg) atom bomb

    The second time was when I was at home looking after her new-born baby (er.. not my baby). She was out partying, came back drunk and accused me of sleeping with other women (we were already divorced and I hadn't yet been lucky enough to find alternative pussy). She tried to physically drag the little baby out of the room, so I slapped her to try to stop her madness. Same response as last time ==> a few seconds of silent shock and then BANG!!


    I decided that the baby would probably come out of this in a better shape if I left rapidly....

    That was maybe 10 years ago. Never ever felt the need to get physical (in the combative sense) with anyone (man or women) since those dark days.
    Groping women when you're old is fine - everyone thinks you're senile

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    Not sure why you married a crazy midget for in the first place. The only bitch I've hit was a dog.

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    I tried to kick a woman in the balls once. Missed.

    I was only 10 at the time.

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    I may have accidently roughed a few up when I was applying the chloroform

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    I once pushed over Martina Harris in Primary School. She was bigger than me.

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    ^^The old ones are the best.



    And...no.

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    Australian wife. She kicked me in the ballz and I threw a hamburger in her face. The next day she asked for a divorce because we "crossed the line". To this day I have been wondering who crossed the line. She kicking me in the ballz or me bitch-slapping her with a burger?

    My experience with Thai women are only 2. So, I find both of them to be "playfully" violent. The first one would pull the hair out of my arms if she saw me looking at other women and this one will hit me rather hard on the shoulder if I say something stupid.

    Now, is this ok? It does make me wonder if I was being "playful" the same way, how would they react? I would probably be labeled as abuser, eh?

    I would like Phuketbound's opinion on this as a strong feminist from Canada. Would it be ok for me to hit other women on the tits if they said something stupid or said some guy from FB is hot?

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    When I was a kid, I hit my sister on the shoulder numerous times for being a bitch. She once punched me in the kidney and I retaliated. Happened once again and it's a particular type of pain you don't forget easily.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YourDaddy View Post
    I would like Phuketbound's opinion on this as a strong feminist from Canada. Would it be ok for me to hit other women on the tits if they said something stupid or said some guy from FB is hot?
    Maybe not on the tits unless you were hit in the balls, but I guess she'd have to say yes. If women want equality, they can't cherry pick the bits they want, they have to take the good with the bad. You want equal pay? OK, and if you accidentally brushed my crotch in the pub it's OK to feign outrage and backhand you, right?

    Dad said never hit a woman. He was a very good and wise man and I respect his teachings, but perhaps that particular rule of his is outdated? At least for Western society with all the independant, demanding equality feminists. Thailand, however, where most women accept a traditional role, I'm not so sure. If they're not asking for equality, Dad was right, I think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    Maybe not on the tits unless you were hit in the balls, but I guess she'd have to say yes. If women want equality, they can't cherry pick the bits they want, they have to take the good with the bad. You want equal pay? OK, and if you accidentally brushed my crotch in the pub it's OK to feign outrage and backhand you, right?

    Dad said never hit a woman. He was a very good and wise man and I respect his teachings, but perhaps that particular rule of his is outdated? At least for Western society with all the independant, demanding equality feminists. Thailand, however, where most women accept a traditional role, I'm not so sure. If they're not asking for equality, Dad was right, I think.
    They never wanted equality. That means hard work. They want freebies. Look at female tennis players.

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    Does shooting or bombing count? Or are we just talking about slapping around?

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    Hit the mrs once when she was trying to strangle me, self defense innit

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    so sy, ur suffering feelings of guilt ...why the female angle ... never say never... u have to do wot u have to do. male , female... old person young person..... not always ur choice... my nature is not to be violent,,, when needs must, just do it,, ive slaped a couple of women, ruffed one up a bit, same with men...not happy about it ,,, as i say not always ur choice.

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    Restraint is the key here.

    Yours for not allowing yourself to be provoked.

    Hers for the hold you put her in to prevent kicking you in the nuts.

    And breathe.

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    No. But used to dream of it nightly during the misery years of my first marriage.

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    No never mainly because I never let a woman get close enough to me when she is going berserk.

    Although I can accept there may be some physical contact when being attacked.

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    Never with a closed fist.

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    How about a face slap during sex? Porn style?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fondles View Post
    Never with a closed fist.
    Yup. Need a lot more lube for that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson View Post
    I once pushed over Martina Harris in Primary School. She was bigger than me.
    I tried doing this with the girls hockey captain when I was about 10- got put in a headlock for my troubles- rather embarrassing lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dasher View Post
    Look at female tennis players.
    Well.... if you insist.










    I'd definitely hit that lot.

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    I wouldn't want to take a punch or a kick from either of the Willams sisters

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    Come close but no.
    If you do, they win and can play the battered wife card and you can potentially lose everything.
    Btw it works the other way also nowadays.
    Report the wife a few times for violent behaviour and she hasn't a leg to stand on when it comes to divorce and child custody.

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