Thread: Have you ever hit a woman?

After seeing those tennis players I must confess. I have turned many asses bright red.

Originally Posted by Luigi

I'd definitely hit that lot.

You're like the guy that always hints he's got a big cock.

Umm...no.

Umm...yes.

Well he does tend to do that and it's pretty clear that 'shortbread' must be hung like a cashew.

But in this case?

Originally Posted by cyrille

Well he does tend to do that and it's pretty clear that Lulu must be hung like a cashew.

But in this case?

Don't conflate things. You do that a lot. Yes, they're nice women in the pics. But the guy who makes a point that he would if he could... cashew guy. Good observation Cy. Cashew guy.

Originally Posted by Mandaloopy

I wouldn't want to take a punch or a kick from either of the Willams sisters

Fluke...isn't the stage set for you right now?


You're the expert on this topic.


Maanaam...you've had a rough month here.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Maanaam...you've had a rough month here.

Meh. Yeah, but so what. I'm used to it. Tall poppies and insecure idjits...come across them every day.

Originally Posted by Maanaam

Meh. Yeah, but so what. I'm used to it. Tall poppies and insecure idjits...come across them every day.

Do you teach as well?

Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

Do you teach as well?

What would you like to learn? Always up for a challenge.

I was sleeping next to my wife once. She pinched me because I wasn't listening to her and I must have slapped back in my sleep, because I woke up to her saying "ouch!" and rubbing her arm.

J-Girl bizarrely slapped me in the face in Hiroshima on August 6th in 2001 after we got accidentally separated in a crowd and I took too long to find her. In a fit of pique I slapped her back (on the arm) - so the answer to the OP is yes.

I had already been accosted noisily in Japanese by an old gentleman at the station earlier when we arrived, apparently for the mere offence of being western so publicly slapping a Japanese woman in Hiroshima on August 6th was probably not a wise move but it was in the momentary red mist of retaliation is my only defence.

Chinese dental assistant slapped me, apparently jokingly, on a number of separate occasions in 2012 before I politely asked her to desist.

I really do not like being slapped.

If one has to ask oneself, or others - you've already lost.

Have I ever hit a woman? No, not something I've ever done.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Umm...no.

Originally Posted by Maanaam

Umm...yes.

Yeah Syb, that comment may well be confusing to a non-native speaker that's... you know... not very bright.

Slapped by a Westerner in Hiroshima. That's a good one.

Does sex play spanking count? Other than that...no.

Originally Posted by SKkin

Does sex play spanking count?

...light taps to the pubic mound are allowed...

I hit a woman in Adelaide once.

I was in a rental car and it was the first time I had ever taken out the optional $100 extra for rental insurance. I was so used to saying no to the insurance offer but at the last second I remembered it was an expensable business trip so no reason to scrimp on insurance.

Lucky, as I don't think $3000 for 2x car body shop repairs would have got off the ground as a travel expense item claim.

The only other time I dinged a rental was at Williamstown RAAF base. I had not taken the insurance but it was minor damage so I got a paint match at a garage and spent half an hour doing some very professional touching up which passed with flying colours.

Originally Posted by tomcat

...light taps to the pubic mound are allowed...

What about spanking the buttocks until they're cherry red? I'd post a pic but I'm on the road on my mobile and I can't funtion correctly.

Thank ya...thank ya very much.

Tis my pleasure senor'