So here's where you can post your stories about the best jobs that you've had - 'best' being in the eye of the beholder of course, and perhaps not for sensible reasons.
I'll start
The best job that I had was when I ran an SMS 'sexchat' business in the late 90's in the UK. Actually, I was fairly innovative in those days, and wrote an artificial intelligence program that replaced many of the expensive human text-chat operators that were used by the London East End mobster guys (who were heavily involved in this industry, as well as top-shelf porn mags etc etc).
I suppose my AI program put a fair amount of money their way.
On one occasion, I was invited by one of these mobster chiefs to a private party in Madrid. He paid all my travel and hotel expenses. He had hired the top lap-dancing venue in Madrid. I arrived late in the evening from my flight and was introduced to 'the boss', whom I had only spoken with by telephone previously.
On realising who I was (the 'techie guy'), he shouted at his mates to clear a chair for me. I sat down to rest, the boss clicked his fingers and a stark-naked and very cute lap-dancer sat on my face...
After several hours of entertainment, I retired to my room in the nearby hotel. Fumbling for the bedroom light-switch in the dark, I flicked the switch, to reveal 2 more very hot young ladies waiting in my bed.
'The boss told us to take care of you' they chorused....
Happy days they was