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    Did a couple of weeks at the Bernard Matthews slaughter house on a temp contract. Not killing anything mind as that actually takes quite a bit of training to do it right. I cleaned up the slop on the night shift- motivation enough to keep my head in the books.

    At uni a took a job placing calls to recent alumni and compiling what they were doing since graduating. I want to University IN Cambridge- saying that certainly makes my ego feel better than I went to the local poly. At the I naively thought a degree would guarantee a high paying city job. Pretty pea brained looking back at it 555

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    ^^ Ladies and Gentlemen...we have a winner!

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    ^I should imagine you would pay to have that job

    The worst job in the world is almost certainly yours

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chittychangchang View Post
    I should imagine you would pay to have that job
    Originally the farmer paid an artificial inseminator to breed his cows. He'd come around in his pickup truck full of flash frozen bull juice and do the deed. Then the farmer's son learned how to do it so they didn't have to pay the inseminator. I guess the plastic gloves were over their budget too.

    I have no clue how much the professional artificial inseminator earned for his efforts. But that to me, would literally be a crap job.

    Notice how this "Career Planner" site doesn't mention the fisting part:


    https://dot-job-descriptions.careerp...NSEMINATOR.cfm


    "ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATOR"


    Job Description:


    • 1) Injects prepared bull semen into vagina of cows to breed them: Observes animal in heat to detect approach of estrus.


    • 2) Selects semen specimen according to breeding chart and pours semen into breeding syringe.


    • 3) Cleans cow's vulva with soap, water, and antiseptic solution.

    4) Inserts nozzle of syringe into vagina and depresses syringe plunger to inject seminal fluid.

    5) Maintains log of semen specimens used and cows bred.

    6) May exercise animal to induce or hasten estrus.
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    That's Sybills idea of porn

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    Odd but not the oddest gig.

    Tommy (Pattaya Tonys brother) at 87 Club Conrad got a new years gig at new Le Meridien hotel in Siam Reap 04-05

    The contract had me listed as a 'musician' which looked cool for customs

    Was given a strict music list. Quite a nice surprise.
    I was playing 11.50 to 12.30 after a traditional Cambodian dance show. The arabs loved it enthusiastically. No Auld lang syne at 12. Can you picture a group of robed rich arabs doing fast ballroom twirls with their rentagirls to 'Stayin' alive'?

    You ain't lived. The list also had 'You to me are everything' 'Dancing on the ceiling' and 'All night long' on it. (Lionel Ritchie & Bee Gees are massive in the arab world)

    Nice early night. I ordered a steak and polished off a load of Angkor beer. Decent wages and a 3 night trip too.

    Wish l had the camera for the dancing but not really possible
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    My beer supply (bought case from nearest market)

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    ^^Disappointing......For just a fleeting moment, I thought you just might, at one time in your life, have had a job.

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    He's a full-time Attention Whore and Smeg minion.

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    I'm gonna need a bigger fridge. Just pulling your leg but really, my vacation fridge holds more beer.Crap Jobs-20161220_172958-2-jpg
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    Crap Jobs-20161202_133035-jpgwell maybe not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson View Post
    He's a full-time Attention Whore and Smeg minion.

    I'm not the one still stuck in my crappest ever job, fatty

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    One of my worst jobs was a 12 hour night shift when i was 17 putting plastic head and shoulders shampoo bottles on a production line, at Proctor and Gamble LTD in Trafford Park Industrial Estate.

    Got £45 which was serious money back then, but fook it....life is too short.

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