Fck, fck, fck, computer crashed and I lost my post....
Start again, summarised version:
I need to satisfy my Ugandan urges on a regular basis, (there - I said it).
A rubber glove on my right-hand is not enough - I need the soft touch of a sultry Asian maiden , who is willing to partake in the most perverse of carnal activities, in return for a modest payment.
Were this any town in Thailand, such lasses would be found in the local beer-bar or Thai karaoke.
Were this Yangon, I know of a few places where discrete enquiries would pay off.
But I live in Naypyitaw, fcuking Naypyitaw, city of deserted, 20-lane highways, and huge numbers of gun-carrying police and military, who monitor every main junction of the city.
I have to live at an upmarket hotel, where hookers would not even get past the front gate.
There are local massage joints in the nearby towns, but the sight of a foreigner in these establishments would definitely result in a police raid, my arrest and subsequent shaming as I'm paraded 'sans-Calvin Kleins' through the streets.
I'm not a mongerer by any stretch of the imagination. But liking the occasional FUCK, and knowing that one isn't going to get that, does tend to weigh on one's mind.
I'd move back to Bangkok, except that my current job pays quite well, is a doddle to do, and is fun, (teaching at the international school).
I had tried to tackle this problem last year, looking for a local 'wingman' among the local bachelor teaching staff to accompany me to the KTV karaoke. My discrete questions about p4p elicited their reply that no decent Myanmar woman would engage in such an activity, (which is fine, because I'm looking for an INdecent Myanmar woman...).
I even asked my gym trainer about p4p, but he looked rather shocked as well... (so many naive guys it seems).
The 'ladies' who attend that gym are, well, let's just say that their looks and body size doesn't seem to excite my dangly bits...
Human nature and greed being what it is, I am sure that there are ladies in Naypyitaw who would welcome an income far in excess of the typical monthly wage. And being a military town with thousands of single guys, I am sure that p4p does certainly exist for the locals.
I call upon the seasoned forum members to advise some new strategies to find a regular p4p partner in Naypyitaw.
Oh, online dating is also out ==> no Myanmar dating websites.
I'm making an effort to learn to speak some of the local language (although my Ugandan sign language is rather good anyway).