Miss America waves bye bye to bikinis

**David48atTD** · 06-06-2018, 04:41 AM

The Miss America beauty pageant is scrapping its swimwear segment and will no longer judge competitors
on physical appearance.

The evening gown section is also being axed, with contestants asked to wear something that makes them feel good and
expresses their personal style instead.

(Maybe the contestants will be inspired by your day to day WalMart attire?)

Former winner Gretchen Carlson broke the news on ABC's Good Morning America.
"We will no longer judge our candidates on their outwards, physical appearance. That's huge," she said.

"We are no longer a pageant," said Carlson, the first former Miss America to be named chair of the board
of trustees of the Miss America organisation.

"We are a competition."

Instead of the swimming costume segment, there will be interviews with the contenders, who will be asked
about their passion, intelligence and understanding of the Miss America role.

NO MORE OF THAT !

BBC

I'm sure that will be a ratings bonanza

**DJ Pat** · 06-06-2018, 04:45 AM

The PC brigade are really pushing this obese lifestyle nowadays

Best way to make them lose weight? Chase the next fatso you see tomorrow

**Chittychangchang** · 06-06-2018, 05:08 AM

I thought from the title she'd gone commando!

To my horror i see that

Lets address the balance..

..

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**DJ Pat** · 06-06-2018, 06:17 AM

Thanks to the PC mob, The Fat Slags are now known as The Fit Slags......

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**Chittychangchang** · 06-06-2018, 06:47 AM

Don't fancy yours much Pat.
Get the Newcastle brown Ale in and I'll send Punty around to do the honours.

**Pragmatic** · 06-06-2018, 06:54 AM

If they've got something to hide then

Introducing Camel No, The Underwear That Will Banish Your Camel Toe Using 'Medical Grade Silicone'

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/201...f2add540f47816

**Chittychangchang** · 06-06-2018, 07:02 AM

Fooking ell Dill and Lulu will be on ithe like a car bonnet

**cyrille** · 06-06-2018, 07:40 AM

AHAHAYY!!

**YourDaddy** · 06-06-2018, 08:40 AM

About time. They were fucking hideous

**AntRobertson** · 06-06-2018, 08:44 AM

We will no longer judge our candidates on their outwards, physical appearance

**Davis Knowlton** · 06-06-2018, 08:48 AM

Might as well....they waved goodbye to viewers long ago.

**DJ Pat** · 06-06-2018, 08:51 AM

Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

Don't fancy yours much Pat.
Get the Newcastle brown Ale in and I'll send Punty around to do the honours.

The way the UK's heading that will be soon accepted as being ''proper fit'' as the chavs say

**YourDaddy** · 06-06-2018, 08:55 AM

Now seriously.... why bother. The only one doable here is Bombatta

Everyone else is covering their overlapping thighs

**Simon43** · 06-06-2018, 08:57 AM

Best way to make them lose weight? Chase the next fatso you see tomorrow

I'd be running and chasing all day...

Still, I expect I wouldn't have to run very fast

**lom** · 06-06-2018, 09:46 AM

Originally Posted by Pragmatic

If they've got something to hide then

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/201...f2add540f47816

That is so wrong!

**VocalNeal** · 06-06-2018, 10:10 AM

The only real truth is that generally rich men have slim wives. If women want to be fat that is up to them. On the other hand if they want a rich husband?

**Headworx** · 06-06-2018, 08:31 PM

I won't miss the bikini parades, and only watch to see them in evening gowns and hear what they'd change to make the world a better place. Said no man, ever.

**cyrille** · 06-06-2018, 10:37 PM

It's a throwback to the days when you'd make sure you'd get to watch programmes like 'The Sweeney' because it was 'hard hitting', 'realistic' and they'd throw in a five second glimpse of a decent pair of knockers just to make sure you watched the entire series.

And Rula Lenska...I'll never forgive you for those fried eggs.

**birding** · 07-06-2018, 08:45 AM

Bout time, they would look much better without them.

**DJ Pat** · 07-06-2018, 08:52 AM

Originally Posted by cyrille

It's a throwback to the days when you'd make sure you'd get to watch programmes like 'The Sweeney' because it was 'hard hitting', 'realistic' and they'd throw in a five second glimpse of a decent pair of knockers just to make sure you watched the entire series.

And Rula Lenska...I'll never forgive you for those fried eggs.

In the UK MInder is shown in the afternoons. The first two series' were 'hard hitting' and featured a few breasts. ITV4 are really crap at editing, and a few side shots got left in

**VocalNeal** · 07-06-2018, 09:07 AM

Originally Posted by cyrille

It's a throwback to the days when you'd make sure you'd get to watch programmes like 'The Sweeney' because it was 'hard hitting', 'realistic' and they'd throw in a five second glimpse of a decent pair of knockers just to make sure you watched the entire series.

Or

Miss America waves bye bye to bikinis-ecb6596d6c33b8afe9ca21117eae6364-jpg

**David48atTD** · 07-06-2018, 09:28 AM

Originally Posted by birding

Bout time, they would look much better without them.

And she is ... Miss Available?

**Maanaam** · 07-06-2018, 09:51 AM

Originally Posted by David48atTD

And she is ... Miss Available?

There you go with your Russian brides fantasy again.
What's wrong with you? Your missus is a babe.

**David48atTD** · 07-06-2018, 10:09 AM

Originally Posted by David48atTD

And she is ... Miss Available?

Originally Posted by Maanaam

There you go with your Russian brides fantasy again.
What's wrong with you? Your missus is a babe.

Manny, I know you had a long flight and a possible disruption @ the Airport, but I have no idea what you are on about.

This is the Miss America thread. Contestants are Miss Dakota, Miss California ... and I was making a joke
(obviously not so transparent) about her 'state', hence Miss Available.

I have no fantasy about Russian Brides. The original post and image came from Birding.
https://teakdoor.com/the-teakdoor-lou...ml#post3777757 (Miss America waves bye bye to bikinis)

Have a good sleep.

**Simon43** · 07-06-2018, 06:56 PM

I just saw a BBC interview with a previous Miss America, who shocked the Beeb female presenter by basically saying that the bikini section of the competition should stay, because the overall competition included judgement on health and fitness, and a lard-bucket could hardly claim to be healthy and fit.

The Beeb PC presenter tried to get her to condemn the bikini section, but ol Miss America was having none of it.

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