My wife is the greatest teacher ever. She's simply a gift to the world and has decided after never teaching before to offer her talents to the impoverished orphans that will never have the chance to learn Tagalog.
Her teaching skills are so good, I often have her sing me songs in Tagalog just so I can remember my ABC's.
As we all know, Tagalog is the world's next universal language, to be spoken in all regions of the world, not to mention Thailand.
Please help her come up with a name for her school and I promise to give the top three people who's school names were picked 100 free lessons in the language, history and culture of the Philippines.
This week, she's perfecting her Arabic that's spoken in the southern islands so YOU are able to communicate with your kidnappers! She's never visited the region, but is willing to do a google search, JUST FOR YOU!
We're going to let the voting continue until Christmas, then we'll ignore the vote and choose the name we like the best.
In order to promote her school, she's planning to never visit orphanages to make false promises, unlike other self promoters.