School Name Help Please! My Wife Is Opening A School!

**Topper** · 29-05-2018, 06:20 PM

My wife is the greatest teacher ever. She's simply a gift to the world and has decided after never teaching before to offer her talents to the impoverished orphans that will never have the chance to learn Tagalog.

Her teaching skills are so good, I often have her sing me songs in Tagalog just so I can remember my ABC's.

As we all know, Tagalog is the world's next universal language, to be spoken in all regions of the world, not to mention Thailand.

Please help her come up with a name for her school and I promise to give the top three people who's school names were picked 100 free lessons in the language, history and culture of the Philippines.

This week, she's perfecting her Arabic that's spoken in the southern islands so YOU are able to communicate with your kidnappers! She's never visited the region, but is willing to do a google search, JUST FOR YOU!

We're going to let the voting continue until Christmas, then we'll ignore the vote and choose the name we like the best.

In order to promote her school, she's planning to never visit orphanages to make false promises, unlike other self promoters.

**YourDaddy** · 29-05-2018, 06:29 PM

Ajarn Paaralan

**Loy Toy** · 29-05-2018, 06:32 PM

I hope your criminal record does not ruin her chances Tubber!

**harrybarracuda** · 29-05-2018, 06:35 PM

**Topper** · 29-05-2018, 06:35 PM

^ That's a good start, I like the Ajarn title, rather than "Khru" She's a master of her craft and in the last 15 minutes has mastered the Cebuano dialect while ironing clothes....that's simply how good she is!

**Topper** · 29-05-2018, 06:36 PM

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

I hope your criminal record does not ruin her chances Tubber!

What a fucking retard....literally walking/talking stupid.

**Loy Toy** · 29-05-2018, 06:39 PM

Originally Posted by CSFFan

What a fucking retard....literally walking/talking stupid.

You are Tubby without doubt.

Ask your missus to slap you real hard!

**David48atTD** · 29-05-2018, 06:39 PM

Originally Posted by CSFFan

As we all know, Tagalog is the world's next universal language, to be spoken in all regions of the world, not to mention Thailand.

Interesting ...

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As a point of clarification, are looking for an 'English' name for a Philippine language School in Thailand?

**Topper** · 29-05-2018, 06:41 PM

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

Ask your missus to slap you real hard!

You never have to ask a loving wife.....don't be jealous LC, I'm sure your wife would be willing to slap you, too.

**Topper** · 29-05-2018, 06:44 PM

Originally Posted by David48atTD

As a point of clarification, are looking for an 'English' name for a Philippine language School in Thailand?

Yes, she's needing a great name to match her peerless teaching abilities. Her clientele is targeted for hi-so Thais doing business in the PI. Remember, if your name is chosen, you'll be given 100 free lessons, which will be reneged on at the earliest opportunity.

**Loy Toy** · 29-05-2018, 06:45 PM

Originally Posted by CSFFan

I'm sure your wife would be willing to slap you, too.

Slap me????????????????????????????? never Tubber.

She worships me and with very good reason.

**Topper** · 29-05-2018, 06:46 PM

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

She worships me and with very good reason.

LOL, I'm sure she does....

**Gazza** · 29-05-2018, 06:52 PM

How about a slogan when the school is up and running. 'Learning Tagalog with us is easy as PIe.'

**Loy Toy** · 29-05-2018, 06:53 PM

^ Great.

**Chico** · 29-05-2018, 06:54 PM

Jailbird English

**Topper** · 29-05-2018, 06:57 PM

Originally Posted by Gazza

How about a slogan when the school is up and running. 'Learning Tagalog with us is easy as PIe.'

Easy as Lumpia would be a better Tagalogline, but I'll let my wife decide, she's the genius.

She's already been contracted to several well known companies in Bangkok. PM me for details.

**Topper** · 29-05-2018, 06:59 PM

Originally Posted by Chico

Jailbird English

It's Tagalog that's being taught, you ignorant fuck. Christ, I wish you'd actually think about the shite you post with one of the remaining brain cells you have left. Even LC has more wit than you and that's saying something.

**Chico** · 29-05-2018, 07:00 PM

Is Tagalog English

**Chico** · 29-05-2018, 07:05 PM

Why the fuck would anyone want to learn Tagalog

**aging one** · 29-05-2018, 07:05 PM

This is really being posted on the forum that was once known as Teak Door?

Fuck me it Days of Our Lives lately... Dog house this asap...

**Topper** · 29-05-2018, 07:05 PM

Originally Posted by Chico

Is Tagalog English

Another intelligent post! Well said, sir, your witty repartee is as fun as watching a turtle make a bowel movement.

Speaking of bowel movements, when are you going to back to England to spread your love and good food poisoning?

**Loy Toy** · 29-05-2018, 07:10 PM

Originally Posted by CSFFan

Christ

Taking the Lord's name in vain now Tubber.

Get your missus to slap you again you heathen barstool.

**David48atTD** · 29-05-2018, 07:10 PM

Originally Posted by Chico

Why the fuck would anyone want to learn Tagalog

Neo has been bitten by the bug ...

or ...

Random ex-Gf's of mine

**Topper** · 29-05-2018, 07:12 PM

Originally Posted by Chico

Why the fuck would anyone want to learn Tagalog

The exact same reason people eat your food.....

**Chico** · 29-05-2018, 07:13 PM

David the vast majority speak English.

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