Thread: Useful things you've learnt

or hamsters

driftwoods and tillandias

Originally Posted by Luigi

Wait for others to leave the room before masturbating.

Why??

A few drops of mint oil diluted with half a cup of water and then sprayed in the usual areas (pantries, doors, under the fridge, etc) will help repel mice, roaches, and other pests. It will also make your home smell minty fresh.

Tiger balm makes good deo w/o the toxins. Just don't apply when wet.

Common sense isn't as common as you might think.

Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton

Pimply-faced little sneak thief here learned yesterday that a large karate tournament is a really poor place to lift a cell phone from a gear bag.

^^Best laugh of the day, thus far. Thanks DK.

“Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”Voltaire

“Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.”

Originally Posted by Neverna

Common sense isn't as common as you might think.

....nor should be use as an absolute.

Pringles with a Nutella dip should be patented.

Nut Ella should be a Smoochi loss leader

The third testicle isn't one..

Don't ever compare dick lengths with a friend. It's awkward, man.

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

It's awkward, man.

...only if you're the loser...

^Then he wants me to show him that size doesn't matter

Which is usually when I do a runner

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Which is usually when I do a runner

...difficult to do in heels...

Originally Posted by SKkin

Before going on a drive/ride, fill up the tank.

yes ...the lesson he didnt learn. 555 heads up simon.

Originally Posted by SKkin

Before going on a drive/ride, fill up the tank.

Possibly more important for the scuba divers.

Before going on a dive, fill up the tank.

Originally Posted by hick

Tiger balm makes good deo w/o the toxins. Just don't apply when wet.

What happens when it is applied while wet?

Never wrestle with pigs. You'll get dirty and the pigs love it.

Originally Posted by GracelessFawn

Never wrestle with pigs. You'll get dirty and the pigs love it.

Originally Posted by GracelessFawn

What happens when it is applied while wet?

The experience is akin to holding a lighter open in your armpit as your pores are wide open after a bath, etc.

When dry; it's only pleasantly warm.

Originally Posted by hick

The experience is akin to holding a lighter open in your armpit

Have you've been employed on a Caribbean island, caring for foreign tourists, for long?

Never fight a guy with no neck, never be homeless in NY with good boots, never trust your bank, never believe a Thai, and never think you will get out of this alive.
Generally, take the pass of least resistant, run.