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    or hamsters

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    driftwoods and tillandias

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post
    Wait for others to leave the room before masturbating.

    Why??

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    A few drops of mint oil diluted with half a cup of water and then sprayed in the usual areas (pantries, doors, under the fridge, etc) will help repel mice, roaches, and other pests. It will also make your home smell minty fresh.

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    Tiger balm makes good deo w/o the toxins. Just don't apply when wet.

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    Common sense isn't as common as you might think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton View Post
    Pimply-faced little sneak thief here learned yesterday that a large karate tournament is a really poor place to lift a cell phone from a gear bag.
    ^^Best laugh of the day, thus far. Thanks DK.

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    “Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”Voltaire

    “Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.”

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    “There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.”


    “People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.”

    “If you hit the target every time it’s too near or too big.”
    “People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.”
    I used to have a job at a calendar factory.
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    I took a couple of days off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    Common sense isn't as common as you might think.

    ....nor should be use as an absolute.

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    Pringles with a Nutella dip should be patented.

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    Nut Ella should be a Smoochi loss leader

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    The third testicle isn't one..

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    Don't ever compare dick lengths with a friend. It's awkward, man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
    It's awkward, man.
    ...only if you're the loser...

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    ^Then he wants me to show him that size doesn't matter

    Which is usually when I do a runner

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
    Which is usually when I do a runner
    ...difficult to do in heels...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SKkin View Post
    Before going on a drive/ride, fill up the tank.
    yes ...the lesson he didnt learn. 555 heads up simon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SKkin View Post
    Before going on a drive/ride, fill up the tank.
    Possibly more important for the scuba divers.

    Before going on a dive, fill up the tank.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hick View Post
    Tiger balm makes good deo w/o the toxins. Just don't apply when wet.
    What happens when it is applied while wet?

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    Never wrestle with pigs. You'll get dirty and the pigs love it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GracelessFawn View Post
    Never wrestle with pigs. You'll get dirty and the pigs love it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GracelessFawn View Post
    What happens when it is applied while wet?
    The experience is akin to holding a lighter open in your armpit as your pores are wide open after a bath, etc.

    When dry; it's only pleasantly warm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hick View Post
    The experience is akin to holding a lighter open in your armpit
    Have you've been employed on a Caribbean island, caring for foreign tourists, for long?

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    Never fight a guy with no neck, never be homeless in NY with good boots, never trust your bank, never believe a Thai, and never think you will get out of this alive.
    Generally, take the pass of least resistant, run.

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