The "Have a good gloat" thread

[Sir Burr]

Fucked a chick with great tits? Have a good gloat here.
Just closed that lucrative deal? Have a gloat here.
Got loads a money (Mobi take note) Gloat about it here.

In fact if you want to have a shameless crow about something, post it here.

OK, I'll start. Just got off work and am being put up at a very classy hotel, all expences paid (except booze, unfortunately).

Here is the view from my room.

[slimboyfat]

i got a company credit card with unlimited credit on it yesterday and so far it has $11.5k on it as today i bought business class air tickets for my forthcoming trip to oz then uk

[dirtydog]

Is Aus really that bad that they have to give people unlimited credit cards to get them to go there?

[Sir Burr]

^^
That's the spirit. Gloat, gloat, gloat (I'm pissed out of my gourd at three in the afternoon, by the way.)

[slimboyfat]

great timing on this thread SB. i havent had anything to gloat about for the last 2 years or so

[dirtydog]

Got loads a money (Mobi take note) Gloat about it here.

We will never get him out of this thread if he finds it

[The Ghost Of The Moog]

Blackadder Series 2

P: Eh, eh, hang on! Em hang on! Em, em, eh, how do we know you're his wife?
LF: What?
P: Em, well, you know, you could be a gloater.
LF: I beg pardon.
P: You know, a gloater, eh, come to gloat over the condemned man. I mean
we're up to our ears in gloaters here. "Can I come in for a gloat?" they
shout and we shout back "Oh you heartless gloaters".
LF: (cries)
P: All right, all right, I tell you what. I'll believe you're not a
gloater if you tell me which arm he hasn't got.
lf: His left of course! Now let me see my husband!
P: Right! it's the left. Good luck!
BA: Gloaters, you really are a pratt aren't you Percy ?

[kingwilly]

i got a company credit card with unlimited credit on it yesterday and so far it has $11.5k on it as today i bought business class air tickets for my forthcoming trip to oz then uk

when u in aus? which city ? i'm in melbourne oct 3-22 i think.

oh yeah - i have a driver and a full time maid.

[Sir Burr]

All gloaters welcome here!

[NickA]

I am at the start of a 6 week holiday... well, I still have to go in for the next 3 weeks, but there won't be any "clients" to deal with

[Sir Burr]

What a coincidence. My six week holiday starts tomorrow when I get back to Thailand.

[NickA]

I must point out the my "clients" have the same stature, IQ and command of the English language, as CMN

[ChiangMai noon]

I just redded NickA.

It doesn't get much better than that at the end of a tough working day.

I'm off down the pub now to work on a few thread ideas.

life is sweet.

[NickA]

CMN just greened me

[slimboyfat]

i am going to red CMN for lying

[ChiangMai noon]

CMN just greened me

I fukking hope not.

i am going to red CMN for lying

I fukking hope not.

[slimboyfat]

ah so it was nickA who was lying

have a red, Nick

[dirtydog]

I must point out the my "clients" have the same stature, IQ and command of the English language, as CMN

You are in charge of this then?
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[Boon Mee]

^^
That's the spirit. Gloat, gloat, gloat (I'm pissed out of my gourd at three in the afternoon, by the way.)

Too bad it's on your dime though.
Company I work for pays the boy's beer etc after an 'assignment'
...gloat, gloat..

[NickA]

The "Have a good gloat"... 14-09-2007 04:31 PM slimboyfat have a red
The "Have a good gloat"... 14-09-2007 04:10 PM ChiangMai noon twat

Oh dear, I think I'll have to red both of you

[peterpan]

Haven't used it for a month or so but should get some time to take the boat out for a run this weekend.

[dirtydog]

I have made the picture a bit clearer for you

[britmaveric]

In the spirit of gloating, I decided to spend an hr of my wage packet on a nice
GPS system, Garmin Nuvi 200W.

[November Rain]

Fucked a chick with great tits? Have a good gloat here.
Just closed that lucrative deal? Have a gloat here.
Got loads a money (Mobi take note) Gloat about it here.

In fact if you want to have a shameless crow about something, post it here.

OK, I'll start. Just got off work and am being put up at a very classy hotel, all expences paid (except booze, unfortunately).

Here is the view from my room.

Sir Burr,

As things stand at the moment, I shall never be able to post on your fine thread. Fek all to gloat about. Nothing. Nowt. Nada.

So, could I humbly request that sometime in the future you do a "How hard done by are you?" thread?
Thanking you in anticipation of a thread I can contribute to.

All best wishes,
NR.


BTW, bloody nice view!!

[ChiangMai noon]

"How hard done by are you?"

i'm very tempted to do it myself, but it was your idea.
go with it.
it's a banker.
if it dies, keep bumping with tales of woe.