It must be great fun learning English.
This morning, as I'm relaxing in the staff room and drinking my first cup of coffee, a female Myanmar teacher approached me and asked:
Teacher Simon, where do I find a web-page about "Please pass the penis?"
'I beg your pardon?' (She was quite attractive, but I wasn't sure she wanted me to whip it out for her....)
"Yes, sentences like please pass the penis, please pass the pepper"
'Oh, you mean a tongue-twister!'
I directed her to suitable web-pages, but I'm still not sure why she chose to use the example of passing a penis