Foreigner defecates on floor of Pattaya bar

[DJ Pat]

A foreign man has been caught on camera allegedly defecating on the floor of a bar in Pattaya.
The unidentified man reportedly broke into Kiss Bar on Wednesday morning when it was closed and defecated on the floor.
It is believed he then left without stealing anything.

The incident was captured on CCTV with images showing the man inside the bar in his underpants having removed his trousers.
Andrew Brand, owner of Kiss Bar, located on Pattaya 2nd Road, has now taken to social media asking for help in identifying the man.
Owners of neighbouring bars are also said to be checking CCTV footage from outside their premises in a hope of getting clearer image of the culprit. P1 – EP

https://pattayaone.news/en/foreigner...r-pattaya-bar/

[HuangLao]

How quaint.
Another civilised Farang.

[Headworx]

^Says some cvnt who's into scat, right after he tugged himself off after reading the story and getting all excited most likely

[tomcat]

...Pattaya performance art: some patrons may view the result as an installation...until it stops steaming...

[DJ Pat]

He must have waddled to the toilet afterwards, to use the bum gun

[Pragmatic]

Might have been more insulting if he'd shit in the corner pocket of the pool table?

[tomcat]

He must have waddled to the toilet afterwards, to use the bum gun

...if he's a tourist, he'd have no idea what that is...

[Wonton]

DNA sample.

Search genealogy sites.

No poo donor is safe.

[Chittychangchang]

He should have left his tip in a pint glass on the bar, would have had a bigger impact.

In his defence he was probably caught short after a dodgy kebab, now he's a Pattaya celebrity.

Talking of celeb's, where's Punty these days..

[YourDaddy]

^Says some cvnt who's into scat

I recommend AV title RBD-669 starring famous Japanese MILF Maki Hojo.

[naptownmike]

I thought it would have been be a Chink.

[cyrille]

Might have been more insulting if he'd shit in the corner pocket of the pool table?

Exactly what I was thinking when I saw the pic. Choosing the floor seems very unimaginative when he could have left them with a difficult brown.

[mudcat]

After breaking into our primary school on the weekend third grader Howie N laid a turd on the piano keys and closed the cover of Ms Merriman's music room piano in revenge for making him sing.

[taxexile]

Its a common practice among the british chav classes, but if a cistern is unavailable as with most thai toilets, then the floor will do.


topdecking

The deplorable act of taking a shit in the cistern as opposed to the toilet bowl, hence taking a dump in the 'top deck'.

Usually performed as a form of revenge.

Also known as slam dumping.


1.This party sucks. I'm gonna topdeck the shitter and then let's get the fuck out of here.


2. Tony Blair and his wife Cherie were invited round by the Browns to congratulate Gordon on his appointment as Prime Minister. Cherie was furious because she never liked Gordon and wanted her Tony to stay on another 10 years. She said to herself : “I know, I'll fix 'em with a good smelly top-decking after the main course”.

3. I went to that bastards party the other day, drank his beer, f*cked his girlfriend and left him a top decker for the morning.

[Maanaam]

Exactly what I was thinking when I saw the pic. Choosing the floor seems very unimaginative when he could have left them with a difficult brown.

He said pool table, not snooker.
But good one nonetheless.

[kmart]

^^

[david44]

Pattaya Dump shock news , and I thought it was just piss artists

A PIE TOO FAR

[GracelessFawn]

Gross! Dinner canceled!

[laymond]

a skin full of piss and then a couple of loy toy's pies ??wtf have I done now.poor bugger

[Begbie]

Shaved head and a simmet. Definitely English, has Shrewd Punter reported in?

[HuangLao]

Getting a pass, somewhat.
Expected.

[crackerjack101]

Getting a pass, somewhat.
Expected.

Jeff, this isn't one of your buddies is it?
Hard to believe you've not been more than a little involved in this kind of action.
Come on Jeff, tell us the truth, you like shit, don't you.

[Pragmatic]

In his defence he'll claim he was walking past a bar which looked like a shit-hole so...............

[GracelessFawn]

Prolly misunderstood the phrase 'a hole in the wall.'

[DJ Pat]

On of the girls rejected him because he asked for anal, so he got revenge