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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly View Post
    thanks
    no - get fcuked - thanks

    if you can't be bothered to google it like I did , you obviously have no interest in running it

    and if you had , you would have known about it before I told you today

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post
    no - get fcuked - thanks

    if you can't be bothered to google it like I did , you obviously have no interest in running it

    and if you had , you would have known about it before I told you today
    translation: you are right, you can't download it or buy it, thanks for playing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    MEGA

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly View Post
    translation: you are right, you can't download it
    obviously - you cannot download it

    because you are too stupid

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post
    obviously - you cannot download it

    because you are too stupid
    prove it, and show me the link to download it officially, and of course with a link to buy the OEM key for it

    you can't dumbo, and prove me wrong bitch

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    I know sod all about windows 10 but thanks for the entertainment Balders and Butters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly View Post
    officially
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    OEM key
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    you can't dumbo
    where did I mention OEM keys or buying anything

    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post
    because you are too stupid and a dank and cave-chested demi-monde of the "involuntary celibate"

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    The good thing about shit, useless threads like this is that invariably they end up in the doghouse where they belong.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly View Post
    Hi guys, glad you all liked my thread

    the solution is very easy, and here is the solution for those who don't need screenshots (like Harry):

    1. Go to Control Panel, switch to "Classic View" and in the "Programs ..." section, select the line with "Windows 10 Update Assistant" and right-click "Uninstall"
    2. Go to "Administrative and Tools" section, and select "Services", find "Windows Update", click on "Properties" and select "Disabled" for Startup mode, and click also on the "Stop" button

    You would think this is enough, but no, the little Indian fookers knew smart arses could disable their shit program, so added a few script to make sure you couldn't disable the whole thing, so here we go:

    3. Go to "Administrative and Tools" section, select "Scheduler", and then click on the "Microsoft" folder in the left, there find the folder "Windows Update", and click on it. On the tasks panel you will see all kinds of scripts there for Windows Update. Right click on everyone of them, and select "stop" or "disable"

    and bye bye Windows 10 Update forever

    also noticed my PC running much faster, booting much faster etc... since the Indian fools would download shit in the background all the time, slowing down your porn video and everything on the fooking internet. Same same with boot process, no more 15min shutdown with "Wait while we configure Windows"

    Next, I will make a few screenshots for those who are too challenged with MS navigation and Standard MO
    Disabling updates via services is well documented, on the MSN Win 10 web pages. I know cuz I googled it after the first update fiasco after it was released.

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    For those of you who don't get all tearful and pouty about your PC updating while you sleep, here are the new features due for release in the first week of May.

    https://www.cnet.com/how-to/best-new...eators-update/

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    Quote Originally Posted by uncle junior View Post
    Disabling updates via services is well documented, on the MSN Win 10 web pages. I know cuz I googled it after the first update fiasco after it was released.
    disabling Windows Update through services has been documented since Win2000, but that's not the point

    the little Indian fookers, heroes for our resident Harry, have managed to re-enable Windows Update service everytime you disable it

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    For those of you who don't get all tearful and pouty about your PC updating while you sleep, here are the new features due for release in the first week of May.

    https://www.cnet.com/how-to/best-new...eators-update/
    wank !!!

    how old are you again ?

    FFS, I stopped being excited with Windows new releases since Win2000,

    time for you to grow up, unless you are still 12 or weight 200 pounds

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post
    where did I mention OEM keys or buying anything
    you still install cracked version of Windows ??? jesus christ, what a frigging IT hack you are

    you really belong to the dodgy world of bitcoins

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    For the non technical a passive update seems ideal.
    I can understand for those with ltd bandwidth or running a critical business you wish to control the time, for us in the beer o'clock mode not having to think about the inside workings of technology is a distinct benefit, I live in the sticks of a 3rd world country and seems to take care of itself in minutes.

    Tampering with security or the registry may be fun for pros but I can see no advantage

    If anyone can recommend a superior set up for home user please do, Linux looks good but many programs esp Word etc are required by external contacts.

    I did have a macbook but as nearest support a long way from here have gone for simple windows 10 laptop problem free so far
    Quote Originally Posted by Latindancer View Post
    I just want the chance to use a bigger porridge bowl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by david44 View Post
    Linux looks good but many programs esp Word etc are required by external contacts.
    Linux has Libre office which is compatible with MS Word.

    Also easy to dual install a laptop with Linux and Win 7, in case you want a Windows back up.

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    Windows has been hacked by a Belgian invertebrate.

    He was annoyed because he ended up in a boiler room with a load of bottomless buckets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by david44 View Post
    For the non technical a passive update seems ideal.
    I can understand for those with ltd bandwidth or running a critical business you wish to control the time, for us in the beer o'clock mode not having to think about the inside workings of technology is a distinct benefit, I live in the sticks of a 3rd world country and seems to take care of itself in minutes.
    Windows update is a necessary evil, every OS does it, it's simply that because Microsoft is the biggest target they are having to respond to hackers a lot more than the rest.

    Having said that, they generally do security updates once a month, and a feature update twice a year.

    You can delay those by selecting your working hours, or even schedule it to kick off at 4am or whatever suits you.

    Patches are there for a reason. Wannacry encrypted thousands of PC's mainly because of fools who listen to the advice of morons like the one that posted this inane thread.


    Tampering with security or the registry may be fun for pros but I can see no advantage
    It's a necessary evil for all the hidden parameters Microsoft has there for enterprise environments; home users should never have to touch. The ones that do invariably fuck up their PCs and then try and blame Microsoft for it.

    If anyone can recommend a superior set up for home user please do, Linux looks good but many programs esp Word etc are required by external contacts.
    Windows; there is no app ecosystem that size.

    Unless you're just surfing, downloading and maybe working on Word docs with little complex formatting, there is no value in Linux; not to mention that its hardware support is still generally shit compared to Windows.

    Having said that, given the above criteria, it is a nice way to extend the life of older hardware.

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    harry, you clever Indian boy, you sure know how to recite your promotion script

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly View Post
    harry, you clever Indian boy, you sure know how to recite your promotion script
    I have never met Harry so didn't know if he s of Indian extraction or Cowboy for that matter.

    If he is not seems like a strange assertion, if he is what is the problem , are you racist towards Indians?

    I think for the non technical all banter aside insulting other member in humourless way is unproductive.

    What seems odd to me is we can all have opinions re price quality , experience but some to seem to argue about facts. I am not competent to decide but members here who claim expertise seem to disagree

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    Quote Originally Posted by david44 View Post
    I have never met Harry so didn't know if he s of Indian extraction or Cowboy for that matter.

    If he is not seems like a strange assertion, if he is what is the problem , are you racist towards Indians?

    I think for the non technical all banter aside insulting other member in humourless way is unproductive.

    What seems odd to me is we can all have opinions re price quality , experience but some to seem to argue about facts. I am not competent to decide but members here who claim expertise seem to disagree
    Oh is Buttplug still trotting out that nonsense?

    I wouldn't worry about it, it's what he does when he realises he's out of his depth - which is all the time.



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    "I think for the non technical all banter aside insulting other member in humourless way is unproductive."
    Agreed, one should get some humor back in the all banter non-technical side of insulting other members.

    Let's get the P back in productivity/prostate.

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    Yes, harry works in an Indian call center, if that was your question david

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly View Post
    Yes, harry works in an Indian call center, if that was your question david

    I have rug from my wigwam and a bonfire if I wish t call Indians or squaws.

    I can make/eat a Philly sandwich or Belgian Waffle , but are you opposed to Indians or just those you disparage or disagree with ? I am unclear how this helps improve telecommunicable Asians


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    The irony of Buttplug's pathetic attempt at trolling is that you'd probably get more sense out of an indian call center than you would reading his rubbish.



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