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    Fair Dinkum?

    So I am down in Melbourne on a business trip for a few days. Got an airbnb apartment tonight to stay over one extra night and do the art galleries and museums (the Gold Coast has got great beaches and weather but it is the cultural armpit of Ozstralia, specialising in theme parks for Chinese tour groups).

    Anyway this Asian airbnb host has a crackin hot host picture on the airbnb website (no I am not posting a link) and she is not here. The key was left with the concierge and the place is like the Marie Celeste.

    But she has left about 30 pairs of lacy knickers hanging up to dry all round the apartment... (why do women have so many pairs of knickers?)

    So the moral conundrum poll question is:- is it fair dinkum to crack one off into a pair of her lady knickers?

    I would wash them afterwards and dry them with her hairdryer which is in the lounge (let it not be said that chivalry is dead)

    ...

    ?

    I await the TD verdict with dick in hand.

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    Good idea. Leave some DNA evidence in her knickers. Anything happens to her, and you are toast.

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    Watch out for the spy cameras. Followed by the blackmail request later.

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    ^^That is a good and pertinent point nids which had not even occurred to me.

    I will add this into the decision factor analysis.

    ^Yes spy cameras had occured to me so i was already on good behaviour.

    The knicker-nicking would have to be done under low light (assuming any well hidden cameras are not infra-red/night-vision etc.).

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    That was the logical side of me. The more emotive side just says : yucks.

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    ^^ Bogon tip #836

    Before knocking one out to the knickers, look around the room and start waving and smiling.

    It gives the illusion that you know a spy camera is hidden.

    You win both ways.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    The more emotive side just says : yucks.
    I feel you bro...

    But you have not seen her airbnb profile pic and she did leave these knickers scattered unguarded in the lounge...

    Moral culpability is mitigated by unreasonable temptation cast in one's path.

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    Take loads of pics of the place and the underwear before knocking one off.

    Alternatively hire a young or old thing, male or female, up to you, to come to the room and model the lingerie and take pics accordingly.

    Then blackmail the owner to come to the place and pleasure you.

    Just a thought.

    Last edited by crackerjack101; 19-04-2018 at 07:31 PM.
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    Don't do it. It is a trap. If you need to release pressure, do it in the bathroom (sans female undies) with the door closed. Use your imagination if it helps.

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    Of course.


    Don't forget to leave yer pair of used boxers on the bed so she can reciprocate.

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    I'm with Luigi. Wank away.

    But, the way I would do this is with some porn on the lappy (for stronger cumshot) and then cum on the inside where vagina touches the panty.

    That way it would be like a creampie.

    I would leave a note with a link to this thread.

    If the bitch complains, then tell her it's just a cost of doing business on fucking AirBnB


    Edit:

    I hope you didn't wank in a few days because you want your sperm to be extra stainy and white. When I wankalot the cum becomes clear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper View Post
    host has a crackin hot host picture on the airbnb
    I found the host and her sister.



    Just for inspiration, when required.
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails Fair Dinkum?-6388168-3x2-940x627.jpg  

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    Have you tried her high heels on yet mate?

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    Check the closet for a nice pair of girlie open toed high heels. Put a pair of panties over your head to fool the camera. Then have a wank in another pair ya sick bastard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy View Post
    Have you tried her high heels on yet mate?
    Beat me to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bogon View Post
    Before knocking one out to the knickers, look around the room and start waving and smiling.

    It gives the illusion that you know a spy camera is hidden.

    You win both ways.
    The voice of experience.

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    ^ I can look at myself in the mirror and know that I done the right thing.

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    Just nick a few pairs and put them in your bag for delayed gratification. Women who have that many nickers wouldn’t miss a few pairs.
    By stealing two pairs you can put one on your head with the silky gusset over your nose, and thrust your truncheon in the other pair.
    No I never tried this personally. What do you think I am, some kind of pervert?

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    Steal the lot and sell them on Ebay.

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    Send a pair to Dillinger. He can model them with his new sphelte figure!

    Then we can all have a wank!
    Last edited by charleyboy; 20-04-2018 at 11:30 AM. Reason: forgetful

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    Take an indelible felt pen and put your initials, as small as you can, on the inside of the crotch on every pair.
    Replace the underwear as exactly as possible.

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    I am truly shocked at the behaviour of so many sick individuals on T.D.
    You should neatly fold the ladies unmentionables up, put them into a resealable parcel and send them with appropriate stamps and addressed to:

    Sir Hugh Cow, D.V.OT. Esquire.
    Cow Mansions
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    Milkington

    You can be assured of my udder discretion as I put them in Safe keeping for the lady concerned.

    P.S. Please put any of the said items containing "parfum de madamoiselle" in an airtight specially marked plastic bag.

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    Itching powder might be a laugh

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    Back home now.

    My nefarious knicker knobulations were prematurely nixxed by the unannounced and unexpected arrival of the host. Closely followed by her house-mate, also a lovely Asian lady (and engineering student).

    I have a lot of respect for women (especially Asian women) who choose to mix it up in the blokey world of engineering.

    So anyway the outcome was that I cracked one off in my spare pair of boxers to the hopeful imaginings that one of the lovely ladies would accidentally stumble into my room while looking for the bathroom in the middle of the night and offer herself to me.

    ....life is made of dreams.

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    Boooooooooooooo.

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