Mickey Mouse alibi, or supergrass/

[david44]

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/police-argentina-marijuana-mice-eat-half-ton-claim-fired-pilar-a8301151.html

Police fired after claiming mice ate half a ton of marijuana that mysteriously disappeared from warehouse

Forensic experts dismissed explanation as implausible

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• Marijuana eater? A mouse Rex FeaturesWhen more than 500kg of marijuana disappeared from a police warehouse in Argentina, officers had an improbable explanation: it must have been eaten by mice.

Senior officers, it seems, were not convinced, and eight members of staff have now been fired in connection with the missing drug.
The cannabis had been in storage for more than two years at an impound warehouse in the city of Pilar, 35 miles north of Buenos Aires, reported news outlet Pilar de Todos.
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But during an inspection of the facility in April 2017, it was discovered that, of 6,000kg registered there, only 5,460kg remained.
A former police commissioner, Javier Specia, was questioned about the missing narcotics, along with three other officers. After all four told a judge their mouse theory, Buenos Aires’ security minister Cristian Ritondo fired them and four others.

“Mice wouldn’t mistake the drug for food,” said a spokesperson for judge Adrián González Charvay. “And even if a large group of mice had eaten it, a lot of corpses would have been found in the warehouse.”

[Neverna]

Someone will rat on them soon enough.

[david44]

Kinda trumps dog ate my homework....

CSI Ban Smok Ing are seeking bong distance runner and Space Cadets

[fishlocker]

They got the munchies.

[fishlocker]

Also missing was a case of nacho cheese flavored Doritos.

[HuangLao]

[fishlocker]

Canabis green you again lowhung.

And happy new beer to you two fourtyfour.

[baldrick]

you do eat an elephant one bite at a time

[DJ Pat]

there was a cat on duty, but...

[nidhogg]

Half a ton of marijuana? Mere beginners. Seem to recall a while back Thais made 50,000 tonnes of longan disappear, not to mention how much rice wandered off recently.

[fishlocker]

[david44]

longan disappear

Av u got a longan ?

Anappy new year to You Niddhoggy