Why??

**Cujo** · 21-03-2018, 06:08 PM

Why do they call it a 'ham' burger? There's no ham in it.

Why do they call it a 'sports' coat. You don't play sports in it.

**raycarey** · 21-03-2018, 06:10 PM

why......did you stop taking your meds?

**HuangLao** · 21-03-2018, 06:12 PM

Inquiring is healthy....

**cyrille** · 21-03-2018, 06:12 PM

Why are the last two letters 'j' and 'o' when they should be 'n' and 't' ?

**david44** · 21-03-2018, 06:16 PM

Why when your wife catches you with a girl it's called adultery

**Cujo** · 21-03-2018, 06:18 PM

Originally Posted by cyrille

Why are the last two letters 'j' and 'o' when they should be 'n' and 't' ?

That's quite good.
You're still a tedious dickhead though.

**raycarey** · 21-03-2018, 06:34 PM

Originally Posted by cyrille

Why are the last two letters 'j' and 'o' when they should be 'n' and 't' ?

**SKkin** · 21-03-2018, 09:00 PM

Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

**Neverna** · 21-03-2018, 09:02 PM

Why is there a 'w' and an 'h' in why?

**uncle junior** · 21-03-2018, 09:02 PM

Why m c a ?

**wasabi** · 21-03-2018, 09:06 PM

I don't see any Zebras in the UK but we have Zebra crossings. Why?

**Fluke** · 21-03-2018, 09:23 PM

Originally Posted by wasabi

I don't see any Zebras in the UK but we have Zebra crossings. Why?

They are not for Zebras to cross the road, they are black and white and resemble zebras.
If they were just all black crossings without the white stripes, they would be called African crossings

**fishlocker** · 21-03-2018, 09:47 PM

Why do they call it masturbating when I allways do it alone?

**Maanaam** · 22-03-2018, 12:23 AM

Originally Posted by cyrille

Why are the last two letters 'j' and 'o' when they should be 'n' and 't' ?

Playing the bant? Duelling bants?
Banjo sounds better.

Originally Posted by david44

Why when your wife catches you with a girl it's called adultery

Indeed, why. The inconsistencies of English are unadulterated BS.

**DrB0b** · 22-03-2018, 03:24 AM

It’s from Hamburg, which is 500 km away from where Frankfurters come from. Sports coats were designed for people taking part in shooting events. Adultery is not etymologically related to the word “adult”, it is related to adulteration and means breach of faith. All the other questions appear to be from stupid people trying to be funny, I may be wrong.

**stroller** · 22-03-2018, 03:37 AM

Why is Frank not in the Frankfurters?

That's the scope of TD threads these days...

**david44** · 22-03-2018, 03:43 AM

Uncle bob
When you shit down someone's throat and duct tape their mouth shut so they can't spit it up/puke it up
Guy 1: What the hell is an Uncle Bob?
Guy 2: It's when you shit down someone's throat and duct tape their mouth shut so they can't spit it up slash puke it up
#unclebob #uncle bob #duct tape #unclebobbing #shit
by Shaven Wa January 03, 2011

**BaitongBoy** · 22-03-2018, 04:42 AM

There is a ham sandwich...

**stroller** · 22-03-2018, 04:48 AM

Is mustard a must?

**YourDaddy** · 22-03-2018, 05:50 AM

Originally Posted by fishlocker

Why do they call it masturbating when I allways do it alone?

I stop making my wife watch it when she said "you touch dick like crazy people"

**armstrong** · 22-03-2018, 06:31 AM

Why does the word queue need so many letters?

**Cujo** · 22-03-2018, 07:22 AM

Why do we even HAVE the letter c?

**BaitongBoy** · 23-03-2018, 12:09 AM

How else would you spell kunt?...

**Chittychangchang** · 23-03-2018, 01:00 AM

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

How else would you spell kunt?...

....BaitongBoy

Although I prefer to refer to you as...

Boring, creapy cvnt

**Jack meoff** · 23-03-2018, 01:10 AM

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

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