Thread: Quitting Smoking cold turkey.

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

Poor performance, no effort demonstrated at all. Smoking causes so many illnesses but perhaps the worst in terms of trauma is that the monoxide poisoning inhibits blood circulation leading to gangrene and amputation of the lower limbs, not to mention being shackled to one's bed, breathing oxygen from a tank because emphysema has rotted your lungs or the stroke that has you anchored spastically in a chair all day while you defecate into your nappy, or the weekly trip for your dialysis because your kidneys have packed up, or wasting away because your oesophagus is full of cancerous tumours preventing you from eating anything other than baby mush.

What a stupid cvunt you are, Shitty.

A tad harsh, but can't disagree.

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

perhaps the worst in terms of trauma is that the monoxide poisoning inhibits blood circulation leading to

^You mean I'm gonna lose my third leg?

Originally Posted by SKkin

^You mean I'm gonna lose my third leg?

SKkin, don't let moss gather on it, make the most of it.

From the age of 18 to 25 I was a chain smoker. I couldn't imagine living without cigarettes, what would my hands do? I couldn't just sit still for God's sake! I was on 40 a day, plus the usual joint activities hippies engaged in at the time. I was coughing all the time, the smoker's bronchitic cough.
I found chewing gum and peanuts the cure. The former kept my mouth busy and the latter my hands. It took a year but I knew I was cured when I realized one morning I hadn't thought about cigarettes for days. My mind was free of that desire. How I had fooled myself into thinking I needed that poison!

Day 6. Not one cigarette. I just can't get over the feeling...if I could have just one, there would be world peace, life is good and I could get on with my day.

That's the nicotine talking. Tell it to fuck off.
It will but it'll be back so be ready to tell it to fuck off then too.

Hmmm...
First one this morn.

Settled, I am.

^First one of what?. Someone shitting on your chest?.

Works every time....

Originally Posted by tunk

Day 6. Not one cigarette. I just can't get over the feeling...if I could have just one, there would be world peace, life is good and I could get on with my day.

Just remember that It will get easier The first 2 years are the hardest, sorry weeks

Zou zou

Originally Posted by Crestofawave

From the age of 18 to 25 I was a chain smoker. I couldn't imagine living without cigarettes, what would my hands do?[/video]

Srsly?

Maybe it's an English thing.

People go on about not knowing what to do with their mouths and hands if they're not smoking.

It is actually quite weird, come to think of it, and obviously just because they can't / couldn't come to terms with the fact that it's nicotine addiction that's the real problem.

The gunk has stopped coming up.

Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

The gunk has stopped coming up.

That's because you're smoking again.

Originally Posted by Cujo

That's because you're smoking again.

Correct.

What a moron.

Originally Posted by cyrille

What a moron.

I concur.

Originally Posted by Cujo

That's because you're smoking again.

That was my thought as swell (and based on my own smoking experience).
Chitty has once again confirmed that he is a fokking big loser.

Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

The gunk has stopped coming up.

Originally Posted by Cujo

That's because you're smoking again.

Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

Correct

It will have gone back to clogging up your arteries now

Originally Posted by Headworx

^First one of what?. Someone shitting on your chest?.

That's only after the vomit.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

It will have gone back to clogging up your arteries now

Chitti why go through the agony of this - just keep smoking until you are ready to stop. This is not now. No shame in admitting it. So carry on and then when the next sharp pain in your lung hits you can try to quit again.

Getting pissed won't be helping.

Might need to address the alcoholism issue.

Originally Posted by pseudolus

Chitti why go through the agony of this - just keep smoking until you are ready to stop. This is not now. No shame in admitting it. So carry on and then when the next sharp pain in your lung hits you can try to quit again.

Or when you start hacking up blood.

Wonder if the all vilification / shaming on here will make Chitty quit for good.?

Nice to know people care so much though, eh?