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    Please move out the way, this is an emergency

    Sat in McDonalds with replacement and mum having a feed .
    Replacement looked concerned , and said "quick, pee pee"
    Had a few minutes to get to the toilet .
    Mum whipped off his shorts and told me to get him to the gents quickly .
    I picked him with him facing forward and ran in the direction of the gents .
    The shopping center was packed and I was asking people to move out the way .
    "Quick, quick, move out the way , this is an emergency"
    The people were too slow to move .
    He starting pissing everywhere , pissed on a few people as well .
    I just kept on running through the shopping center , not looking back , whilst apologising to the wet people .
    Up the escaltors, around and back down to McDonalds

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    I'd have just had the little spruik water a potted plant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluke View Post
    Sat in McDonalds with replacement and mum having a feed .
    Quote Originally Posted by Fluke View Post
    I just kept on running through the shopping center
    Why not use McD's toilets?

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    The land of Maanaam...where work permits aren't needed, foreigners can own land and McDonalds still has toilets.

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    Work permits aren't needed for what I do , land can be (49%) owned through ownership of a company, and REALLY??? Do McD's not have toilets??

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    It's good to hear posters do not limit the distribution of effluent to here and are spreading the love,just the kind aperitif tale required

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    Why not use McD's toilets?
    Because McDonalds didnt have any toilets

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    Why not use McD's toilets?
    Quote Originally Posted by Fluke View Post
    Because McDonalds didnt have any toilets
    Which Shopping Centre was that?

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    Another century thread for sure. Good effort, Flake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluke View Post
    Sat in McDonalds with replacement and mum having a feed .
    Replacement looked concerned , and said "quick, pee pee"
    Had a few minutes to get to the toilet .
    Mum whipped off his shorts and told me to get him to the gents quickly .
    I picked him with him facing forward and ran in the direction of the gents .
    The shopping center was packed and I was asking people to move out the way .
    "Quick, quick, move out the way , this is an emergency"
    The people were too slow to move .
    He starting pissing everywhere , pissed on a few people as well .
    I just kept on running through the shopping center , not looking back , whilst apologising to the wet people .
    Up the escaltors, around and back down to McDonalds
    The shit you come up with to troll about...Itís somehow both banal and bizarre at the same time.

    Anyway maybe they were all standing still for the national anthem, Flake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by David48atTD View Post
    Which Shopping Centre was that?
    Does it matter ?
    I would rather not say, as I dont want to get presenting with anyones dry cleaning bill

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    If Earl was there, no need to run all over. Earl would have been thrilled with the free refill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    The land of Maanaam...where work permits aren't needed, foreigners can own land and McDonalds still has toilets.


    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    Work permits aren't needed for what I do
    Sure are.

    land can be (49%) owned through ownership of a company,
    Not legally.

    and REALLY??? Do McD's not have toilets??
    Some do, some don't. Ones in shopping centers generally don't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by David48atTD View Post
    Which Shopping Centre was that?
    Quote Originally Posted by Fluke View Post
    Does it matter ?
    I would rather not say, as I dont want to get presenting with anyones dry cleaning bill
    Oh ... go on.

    I doubt that any of the Patrons would be attuned to the TD.

    So ... which Shopping Centre was it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by David48atTD View Post
    Oh ... go on.

    I doubt that any of the Patrons would be attuned to the TD.

    So ... which Shopping Centre was it?
    Not sure why its important , but it was Panthip Plaza

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post
    Sure are.
    No they're not dimwit rat.



    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post
    Not legally.
    Well, that's yet to be established....dimwit rat.



    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post
    Some do, some don't. Ones in shopping centers generally don't.
    OK. I'm not a McD's expert...I defer to your expertise on junk food.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post
    Some do, some don't. Ones in shopping centers generally don't.
    I would go as far to say that restaurants in shopping centers do not have toilets , they all use the communal ones

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    What loser takes a kid to McD's anyway

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    No they're not dimwit rat.
    Yup, living in Thailand and teaching in a school, be it part-time or full-time is of no consequence, requires a work permit.

    The crime carries a prison term of up to 5 years.




    Watch out bud.


    Well, that's yet to be established....dimwit rat.
    Actually was established back in 1954 when the current Thai Land Act came into being.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
    What loser takes a kid to McD's anyway
    Thankfully mine prefers Yayoi's kid set nowadays.

    Their marketing is good though. The toys that come with the happy meal particularly.

    The Happy Meal itself is quite surprising nowadays. Chicken nuggets, carton of milk and apple slices.

    Luckily she's small so by chopping up her nuggets I can steal half without her cottoning on.

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    jesus christ, as Ant said, both bizarre and sad, as usual

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    did you take your meds this morning, as prescribed ? you know you need them, even if you drink heavily the night before

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluke View Post
    Sat in McDonalds with replacement and mum having a feed .
    Replacement looked concerned , and said "quick, pee pee"
    Had a few minutes to get to the toilet .
    Mum whipped off his shorts and told me to get him to the gents quickly .
    I picked him with him facing forward and ran in the direction of the gents .
    The shopping center was packed and I was asking people to move out the way .
    "Quick, quick, move out the way , this is an emergency"
    The people were too slow to move .
    He starting pissing everywhere , pissed on a few people as well .
    I just kept on running through the shopping center , not looking back , whilst apologising to the wet people .
    Up the escaltors, around and back down to McDonalds
    "Sat in McDonalds with replacement and mum" - replacement? Replacement? You think or refer to him as the "replacement"?

    You are seriously fucked in the head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
    What loser takes a kid to McD's anyway
    Nearly everyone goes to McDonalds sometimes.
    Can anyone honestly say that their Parents never took them once to McDonalds or that they have never taken a kid to MacDonalds?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post
    Yup, living in Thailand and teaching in a school, be it part-time or full-time is of no consequence, requires a work permit.
    Do you realise that repeating the same old thing, despite there being a possibility that you're wrong, is a sign of low intelligence? Your knowledge of one part of immigration law does not make that knowledge the only knowledge available.
    Dimwit.
    I have offered you a wager many times, but you decline each and every time. It indicates that you do in fact realise that you might be wrong. Yet you harp on and on. Why is that?
    Low intelligence is a possible answer.
    If you are so right...accept the wager.

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