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    What is the Ideal Male Body Shape?

    Just to balance up the comments on the other thread:

    http://www.menshealth.co.uk/fitness/...ype-looks-like

    Be honest, how does your own body type/shape fit into this ideal?

    I fail many of the desirables:


    Height: 6 feet NOPE


    Weight: 187lbs NOPE


    Chest: 41inches NOPE


    Waist: 33inches NOPE


    Exercise: 7 hours a week (YES)


    Hair colour: brown 42% (YES); blonde 22.5%; black 21%; red 11%


    Eye colour: blue 35%; brown 26% (YES); green 22%; hazel 10%


    Skin tone: fair 35% (YES); medium 33%; olive 15%; light 10%; brown 3.5%

    And what about your body??
    Groping women when you're old is fine - everyone thinks you're senile

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    Fat dumb and happy.

    99% on the happy.

    Ok, so dumb and happy are not really shape, or are they?



    The fish?

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    ^^ That's the view of 1000 Americans. That's OK for them and the US but people in other countries will likely have a very different view.

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    I believe you.

    Silly fat merkins. They's all dumb.

    And fat.

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    Ant's dribbling with excitement

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    Body parts most attracted to

    Face: 33%

    Bum: 21%

    Chest: 15%

    Eyes: 10%

    Legs: 8%

    Stomach: 3%

    Wallet: 69%

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    I go for brains, good heart and a bit of brawn. Race unimportant as it would be racist to discriminate.

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    A fat Wallet and a Pulse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    Ant's dribbling with excitement
    Not only are you doing it wrong but you appear to have it backwards also.

    I can honestly say that my first thought upon seeing this thread and opening it wasn't: 'Pat'. It wasn't even in the Top 12,987,234,098.

    Clearly you can't say the same is true as regards yourself. Which is... odd.

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    No mention of penis size. Thought women would include that in attractivness list.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Norton View Post
    No mention of penis size. Thought women would include that in attractivness list.
    Women obviously aren't as shallow as us men when it comes to anatomy of the opposite sex.

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    I've heard it said "it's not how deep you fish but how you wiggle the........


    wallet."

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    Tony is the expert on the ideal male body shape, he's been changing his with steroids for years, along with a bit of posing in the gym while drooling over older men. dirty sod.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buriramboy View Post
    Women obviously aren't as shallow as us men when it comes to anatomy of the opposite sex.
    Yes but some are shallower than others

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    Quote Originally Posted by buriramboy View Post
    Women obviously aren't as shallow as us men when it comes to anatomy of the opposite sex.
    Hey, if that makes you feel better...

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    Quote Originally Posted by buriramboy View Post
    Women obviously aren't as shallow as us men when it comes to anatomy of the opposite sex.
    It's not whatya got, but how you use it.
    Quote Originally Posted by buriramboy View Post
    Women obviously aren't as shallow as us men when it comes to anatomy of the opposite sex.
    So, men look at penis size as well.

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    Umm...you need another shot at that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sabang View Post
    A fat Wallet
    Haha, many Thais may say that!


    As for me, I make my own money, and am independent. The guy should have a job and be self supportive though.
    I have went out with people making less money than myself, but that can be difficult as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fishlocker View Post
    Silly fat merkins. They's all dumb.

    And fat
    Amen to that.

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    Thread: What is the Ideal Male Body Shape?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thai3
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    So the first thing Prat and xanax think about when they saw the thread title 'Ideal Male Body Shape' was me...

    I don't know if I should be flattered or creeped-out.

    Actually no, given xanax's history of salacious overtures and solicitous advances in particular it's definitely creeped-out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thailandbound View Post
    I. have went out with people making less money than myself, but that can be difficult as well.
    Do you find the language barrier a problem?

    But yeah, your fondness for beach boys is well documented. There was that waif in Cambodia, for example.

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    Women obviously aren't as shallow as us men when it comes to anatomy of the opposite sex.
    I don't believe this at all. The women that I've known all loved to gossip together about the size (or lack of size) of their BF, husband, that guy over there or this guy over here...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43 View Post
    The women that I've known all loved to gossip together about the size (or lack of size) of their BF, husband, that guy over there or this guy over here...
    People are individuals and that is all there is to it.

    I personally don't like to gossip much about other people. I may tell a best friend something, but certainly don't like spreading the word about my bf's penis size or other private info.

    Men tell everyone about their conquests like it is a badge.... oh, I slept with 20 women or the hot girl there. Women would rather not tell the world about how many men she slept with because of double standards. Men will be calling her a slut/whore like it is the worse thing in the world. You even see that thinking on here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thailandbound View Post
    Men tell everyone about their conquests like it is a badge
    Most normal men stop that nonsense before they turn 20.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thailandbound View Post
    I have went out with people making less money than myself, but that can be difficult as well.
    I'm cool with that ... you pay ... I'm happy.

    I have few, if any principles

    Have I mentioned that I'm a hansum man?

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