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    What is the Ideal Female Body Shape?

    “It is not our bodies that are wrong, it is the sizing system that is wrong,” she says.

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    BBC - Culture - What is the ?ideal? female body shape?

    Ah OK, nothing to do with those cream buns that you're stuffing in your face then?

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    small and preferably without a mouth

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    Star shaped (aka spread-eagled) has always been nice to look at.

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    Athletic, but not emaciated.

    Nope:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    Star shaped (aka spread-eagled) has always been nice to look at.
    Face down or up, pillows under head or hips, hands and/or feet restrained, lubed or powdered .........?

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    Given all the breakthroughs in genetic engineering and such, it may be something like this that becomes the sexual 'body type' preference for the future.
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    I'm a Trekie Fan ... Jeri Ryan


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    Agree with David on Ms Ryan with one notable exception. Tits are far too big. Why blokes get in a frenzy over massive hooters is just unbelievable.
    Quite like the shorter hair as you can see her face when she’s eating.

    She has not ripened very well since Star Trek days.

    My preference is for lithe, gymnastic, compact and flexible, with just enough meat on it to suggest firmness to the touch. Maybe racist, but I prefer darker skin tone too.

    A nice hard cock is always a good addition.

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    Many Thai blokes dream of farang girls... if only ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Switch View Post
    A nice hard cock is always a good addition.
    Yours or hers?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Switch View Post
    Agree with David on Ms Ryan with one notable exception. Tits are far too big. Why blokes get in a frenzy over massive hooters is just unbelievable.
    Quite like the shorter hair as you can see her face when she’s eating.

    She has not ripened very well since Star Trek days.

    My preference is for lithe, gymnastic, compact and flexible, with just enough meat on it to suggest firmness to the touch. Maybe racist, but I prefer darker skin tone too.

    A nice hard cock is always a good addition.
    Yes, she is a firm favourite ... but I agree with (almost) everything you wrote.

    BTW, re the darker skin tone comment, not racist ... just stating a preference ... nothing wrong with that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43 View Post
    What is the Ideal Female Body Shape?
    A flat head for resting your beer glass on and no teeth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper View Post
    A flat head for resting your beer glass on and no teeth.
    I once read a modified version.

    2' 8", no teeth and a flat head for resting your beer glass on while she ...



















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    How can you tell what a woman's brain and heart are like from her body shape?


    I know that's not on topic or appreciated right now....just had to make a point for the feminists!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Switch View Post
    Agree with David on Ms Ryan with one notable exception. Tits are far too big. Why blokes get in a frenzy over massive hooters is just unbelievable.
    Quite like the shorter hair as you can see her face when she’s eating.

    She has not ripened very well since Star Trek days.

    My preference is for lithe, gymnastic, compact and flexible, with just enough meat on it to suggest firmness to the touch. Maybe racist, but I prefer darker skin tone too.

    A nice hard cock is always a good addition.

    There ya go...

    ragdoll tummy bunnies?


    or tall bond girls?


    ...eurghh... binbags full of porridge


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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQVmkDUkZT4

    we are all figments of our own imagination.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43 View Post
    What is the Ideal Female Body Shape?
    For who?


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    small and preferably without a mouth
    Replies on this kind of thread often shock me, we have some genuine scumbags in our membership. Perhaps we could have a sexual-assault/rapist subforum for those of our members who prefer women who are deformed/unconscious/unable to resist? They could swap hints on the best places to buy prescription medications and the most intriguing ways to pose their victims.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    How can you tell what a woman's brain and heart are like from her body shape?


    I know that's not on topic or appreciated right now....just had to make a point for the feminists!
    nobody mentioned marrying them, just looking, desiring, touching, that lovely dark skin,that isnt racist, and,,,,,,,,,, just a mo have to go hong nam.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    How can you tell what a woman's brain and heart are like from her body shape?


    I know that's not on topic or appreciated right now....just had to make a point for the feminists!
    I agree, and you don’t need to be a feminist to think that women are far more than the sum of their parts. Some people are shallow and superficial and will go for that trophy wife.

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    One for the ladies on the board: What's the ideal male shape? Please say skinny big nosed Brits!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrB0b
    Replies on this kind of thread often shock me, we have some genuine scumbags in our membership. Perhaps we could have a sexual-assault/rapist subforum for those of our members who prefer women who are deformed/unconscious/unable to resist? They could swap hints on the best places to buy prescription medications and the most intriguing ways to pose their victims.
    Totally agree with all of that except the first part.

    They no longer shock me. I've become kinda inured to them. Actually I fully expect them at this point.

    When I see the thread title I can already accurately guess who would've posted and what they would've posted.

    The scumbags are nothing if not consistent in their scum-baggery.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43 View Post
    What is the Ideal Female Body Shape?
    Certainly not the latest trend in enhanced sculpted in silicon all look alikes. Boring and unattractive. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder hence there is no ideal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrB0b View Post
    For who?
    Exactly.
    Perhaps, for those who insist to absorb the ever-present conditioning of absolutes.
    In muse or somber.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DrB0b View Post
    For who?


    Replies on this kind of thread often shock me, we have some genuine scumbags in our membership. Perhaps we could have a sexual-assault/rapist subforum for those of our members who prefer women who are deformed/unconscious/unable to resist? They could swap hints on the best places to buy prescription medications and the most intriguing ways to pose their victims.
    Totally agree with all of that except the first part.

    They no longer shock me. I've become kinda inured to them. Actually I fully expect them at this point.

    When I see the thread title I can already accurately guess who would've posted and what they would've posted.

    The scumbags are nothing if not consistent in their scum-baggery.
    Give it a rest you hypocritical white knight wankers. I don't see you on your soapbox in the sexy gifs thread that's got steadily more pornographic, rather than the previous mild titillation and fun. You puritan penises just want to kill all pleasure and fun.
    Don't pollute normal male banter with your fake feminazi bullshit, you're impressing no-one... are you s soft-headed that you've bought into the whole transparent and lame "me too" rubbish that the lefty media is peddling? You're free to be a cuck all you want, but don't inflict your easily-led inner angst on the rest of mankind. People like you labour under the false notion that women are weak and need shielding from nasty men - you're actually undermining feminism with your quasi-queer agenda, led like emasculated fops by the noses of left-wing loser beta females... all the right-wing alpha females are completely comfortable with being women and being admired by men, and despise this fake sisterhood shit trying to make men afraid to even talk to women, never mind look at them lustfully by shifting the goalposts to the lowest common denominator where everything becomes "sexual assualt" - totally undermine the real thing. This like a collective beta-male & beta-female war against the alphas, fuelled by fear and jealousy and self-loathing. If you don't like the thread, log off and watch a billy bragg video and ram some fockin quinoa up your soft podgy buttocked arse with soft thin fingers, whilst saying "literally" over and over again.

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