The winner will get one, or recieve from the mere annoy


I rather like the goalkeeers position

You're the one

You're the only one

You're the only one for me etc.

All romantic suggestions will be evaluated on merit regardless of inclination, urine taking or train spotting

The lovers met on the Bridge at Midnight
Her lips were all aquiver
He kissed her once her leg fell off and floated down the river