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    Lil' Dick going to Laos next week

    Just a mini-holiday (Vientiane).... will be going alone.

    Booked a couple nice hotels (staying 10 days).

    Any nice restaurants, must see places, recommendations, most welcome.

    Arigato!


    Wouldn't mind having a toke, or 10 there... but if it's highly illegal, I won't.

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    Enjoy the trip bud.


    All 10 days in V-Town or heading to other places?

    Don't forget to do the river tubing thing while off yer dick on mushies, weed, beer lao and fresh vadge.

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    Prolly stick to V... just wana chillax by the pool/spa.... get toasted, enjoy lots of yummy food.. get more toasted...rinse and repeat...

    Happy new year, Lu.

    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post
    Enjoy the trip bud. *enjoy the bud, trip heh...


    All 10 days in V-Town or heading to other places?

    Don't forget to do the river tubing thing while off yer dick on mushies, weed, beer lao and fresh vadge.
    was reading about VV... tubing... I think 30 is the cut-off age limit for that so I just miss out...

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    10 days is a bit long for Vientiane. Consider some excursions - Vang Vieng, for example.

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    You are going to be bored to tears.. After at the most 4 days.

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    Hmm.... I suppose I could pull a DJ and say I'm 24 not 34 heh....

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    Quote Originally Posted by aging one View Post
    You are going to be bored to tears.. After at the most 4 days.
    I am easily amused AO... hotels are quite swanky, own gym, spa bath in room, etc...

    how's the night life there? non-existent, I take it...

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    Are you going to make an observation of how working as a teacher in Laos maybe more comfortable than any other occupation in Asia.

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    Hire a moped and ride it to chase the whores all over town

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    Quote Originally Posted by NZdick1983 View Post
    Just a mini-holiday (Vientiane).... will be going alone.
    Things not going so well in Japan dickie?

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    dick how did you come up with the idea to call your self little dick?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NZdick1983 View Post
    how's the night life there? non-existent, I take it...
    You'll be alright, plenty of pre-op streetwalkers.

    Ayyyyeeee, sucky sucky, dicky dicky, aayyyyyeee!

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    One night walk along the riverfront to spy things you can get in the south for 1/3rd the price. Still cheep by any standards. I love haggling with the girls, and still do. Love and haggle, Like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get.

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    I'll cut you some slack but most folks just wing it these days.
    Myself it was like swimming in Louisiana, you know you throw the puppy in to see if a gator eats her while you take a jump in yourself.
    Simple and true.

    Really though youtube ten things to do in VTE and go from there.
    Myself I had to read as all the simple apps were still in development stages.

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    ^I agree with the others, 10 days are too much for Vientiane. After Buddha Park, Patuxay monument, riverside, temples - what else is there? Try to consider Luang Prabang or VV. Enjoy your vacay. Cheers & happy holidays!

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    If you guessed this was all on the crapper in my half bath you win a trip to Laos with little.......Bubba.haha.

    Just kidding. ....the fish

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    Quote Originally Posted by NZdick1983 View Post
    how's the night life there?
    Rooftop of Bor Pen Yang for beer, food, pool and hot little birds, then over to the disco in the basement of the big Chinky hotel on the outskirts of town.


    You'll have a different chick from each on every night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bsnub View Post
    Things not going so well in Japan dickie?
    Bor... things are going well... somehow got into selling fishing lures, seems to be the most profitable of my small businesses (dad's suggestion).

    English cafe is going well... not focused so much on teaching kids, more on adults.

    Quote Originally Posted by aging one View Post
    dick how did you come up with the idea to call your self little dick?
    On account of my micro-penis...

    Kidding... a semi-famous rapper, shares my name.. Lil' dicky... google him... he's welly cool

    Quote Originally Posted by wasabi View Post
    Are you going to make an observation of how working as a teacher in Laos maybe more comfortable than any other occupation in Asia.
    err umm... yeah, nahhh... be too busy chillaxin'

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    why are you using djprats photo as your avatar ?

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    Hey Dickstar,

    Hook up DBL and smash Dark Lao beer for ten Days,

    time will be gone in a flash.

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    Hey little dickster my spelling is for crap so I meant " no one "in the pm I sent you. What can I say, I never said I was an English Major.

    PS I'd be lying if I said I was well read.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fishlocker View Post
    Like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get.
    You never know ,
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    Yes a balloon ride in Vang Vieng is worth the 95usd as they will pick you up at your hotel and drop you off in time for brunch. That is if you live through the ordeal. I've yet to post up our landing as I just now have time to play with the footage but looking back we were cutting it close to the 50htz 220 v power lines on the landing. But yes I'd do it again in a heartbeat.

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    Was not even remotely funny, Was..

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    Hey Dickie,

    Didn't you promise to go and meet Za in Laos sometime last year on one of your secret Skype chats.

    If you get bored, cross over and head to Udon and party on over there.

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