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    Gwyneth Paltrow's Coffee Enema

    Canadian doctors disagree. Order yours today.

    Canadian doctors slam Gwyneth Paltrow-endorsed coffee enema - Health - CBC News

    Canadian doctors slam Gwynetndorsed coffee enema


    'Keep the coffee out of your rectum and in your cup'

    The Canadian Press Posted: Jan 09, 2018 6:17 PM ET Last Updated: Jan 09, 2018 6:47 PM ET


    The 'Implant-o-rama system at-home coffee enema' is listed in Goop.com's Beauty and wellness detox guide as a way to 'supercharge your detox.' (Goop/CBC News)

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    Gwyneth Paltrow's natural lifestyle website Goop, which has been widely criticized for promoting potentially dangerous products based on pseudoscience, is now recommending a do-it-yourself coffee enema to "supercharge your detox."

    The $135 US Implant-O-Rama is the latest offering being touted on Goop's website featuring health, fitness and beauty products, which the actress has said she plans to make available to Canadians.

    The idea of using coffee as a colonic to detox the bowel and the body has been around for a long time, but it's been widely debunked and there's no scientific evidence to support it, said Tim Caulfield, a health law expert at the University of Alberta and a vocal critic of the culture of celebrity-based health advice.
    Gwyneth Paltrow's natural lifestyle website Goop has been widely criticized for promoting potentially dangerous products or services based on pseudoscience, including vaginal steaming. (Thibault Camus/Canadian Press/Associated Press)

    "You could do damage to your bowel," Caulfield said Tuesday from Edmonton. "I think this is absolutely absurd, potentially dangerous and there's no way the consumer should consider using this product."

    He said Goop tends to promote a particular product or service each January — vaginal steaming in 2015, jade eggs in the vagina to cultivate sexual energy in 2017 — using the tag line "a new year, a new you" for marketing.


    "One of the things I find fascinating about this is Gwyneth and Goop have been scrutinized over the past two years or so quite heavily by the science community, by the health community," said Caulfield, author of Is Gwyneth Paltrow Wrong About Everything?: When Celebrity Culture and Science Clash.

    "And despite that scrutiny, they still are marketing completely ridiculous and potentially harmful products like this one."

    Goop did not immediately respond to an emailed request for comment.
    'No health benefit'

    Health Canada said it could not comment Tuesday on the Implant-O-Rama. But on its website, the federal department says all natural health products sold in Canada must have a product licence — after being assessed for safety, effectiveness and quality — and be assigned an eight-digit Natural Product Number (NPN).
    "This number lets you know that the product has been reviewed and approved by Health Canada," the website says.
    Caulfield said if a product carries a specific health claim, it is subject to regulation by Health Canada.


    "But the problem is the people who push these products can be quite clever in how they present the benefits," using such vague terms as energize, revitalize or detoxify — without a specific claim about curing or treating a particular disease, he said.
    "And it becomes more difficult for regulators to move."

    Dr. Jennifer Gunter, a Canadian-born obstetrician-gynecologist in San Francisco who has been an outspoken critic of Goop's health advice, also slammed Paltrow for promoting the home-use product.
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    "Coffee enemas and colonics offer no health benefit. The biology used to support these therapies is unsound and there can be very real complications," Gunter wrote recently on her blog about health and evidence-based medicine.

    "Keep the coffee out of your rectum and in your cup. It is only meant to access your colon from the top."


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    You can stick that enema up your ass pizzaboy

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    An ex of mine (Thai) from many years ago used to do a Thai branded coffee enema every few months. Swore by it.

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    Would that be iced or hot?

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    Room temp.
    It was a boxed kit with coffee grounds, plastic drip bag (like in hospital IV drips) and a thin hose.

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    The smell of shit and coffee mix in the morning is about the last thing most would want to get a whiff of!

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    oh misskit, wot a horrible thought, from a female too. 55

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    Gwenif fookin Paltro is fooked in the head, much worse than me in fact.

    Go check her shit out on Utube.

    Fooking mad as a wheel, she even married that boring coont from Cold Play so that sealed it eh.

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    ^Might be a big market for Paltrow-branded coffee, after this. If that "Kopi Luwak" stuff is expensive, just think how much those beans would go for after being shat out by a bonafide Hollywood star, and not just some Indonesian ferret or whatever..?
    I'm really starting to like Gwynef, after her divorcing that boring Coldplay nerk, her vibrator revelations, and now this...

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    ^

    Cold Play should be executed eh.

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    Heh...She can't fool the Canucks, eh?...Even though Tim Hortons has a drive-thru enema lane...


    (Maybe she orgasms quicker?...Coffee buzz, 'n all...)...

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    There are many spas in Thailand and Bali that offer a detox package with enema's included including coffee ones.
    I personally looked into it a lot at one point as I was thinking of doing a spa package. The problem I had with it is that there are certain risks do doing enemas and science hasn't proven they work either. Even though some people says it cleans them out.

    Her contraption looks downright scary too.

    Here are some pros and cons. I looked at the cons and said forget it.
    How Do You Want Your Coffee? Pros and Cons of Coffee Enemas

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    ^ Here's a how to video.

    Gets uh.....interesting at 8:00.


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    Even at her age, i'd give Gwyneth a gentlemans relish enema.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grampa View Post
    including vaginal steaming
    I am confused, is that what she is selling ? I would steam her vagina if she asked me, no need for silly apparel for it

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    Quote Originally Posted by pseudolus View Post
    Even at her age, i'd give Gwyneth a gentlemans relish enema.
    I liked her when she was in "A Perfect Murder" in about 1998.

    She's aged, like us all.

    She's always been flat in the front and back, but she was likeable.

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    innocent yet dirty. You just know she takes it up trap two.

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    From "A Perfect murder." Not the greatest shots. There were many good scenes of her in that movie, IMO.





    https://i.pinimg.com/236x/fe/8f/e2/f...nde-layers.jpg


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    Quote Originally Posted by pseudolus View Post
    Even at her age, i'd give Gwyneth a gentlemans relish enema.
    I certainly would too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pseudolus View Post
    You just know she takes it up trap two.
    Cumming soon...

    Johnson-O-Rama System
    @home semen enema


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    I'm currently in negotiations for supplying an enemaizing aficionado with civet catshit coffee....grounds....errr...turd balls, whatever.

    I've really got to sort the jargon out but I'm playing around with:
    kopi-luwhackass or...inurass.

    Either that or 'Grandpa's foul nectar.'

    The pull is that it's an aphrodisiac with absolutely zero science behind it, yet it'll make dames purr and cream like a Sumatran slut bag.
    I think the white chix will wanna' have a go.

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    waiter, I'll have the steamed vagina...



    WTF?

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    Basil and cardamom!? That knut's gonna' be quite the competitor.

    I'd better spice up that luwak with some ginko biloba.
    Isn't coconut oil good for firming up the labia minora?

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    she actually aged well, hate her style when she was younger, she is much nicer now

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    Jeff's absence from posting in this thread can only mean he can't type with one hand...

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