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    Cock release

    And I thought 2017 was a tough year, there's always someone worse off.

    An alleged fare-dodger apparently got his penis stuck after trying to leap over the ticket barriers at Covent Garden station.
    The young man was left screaming in agony after he became trapped between the barriers at the central London station on Wednesday night.
    A large crowd gathered as British Transport Policeofficers and station staff helped to free him and one man filmed the incident.
    He was trapped between the ticket barriers for at least two minutes.
    At one point, a bystander could be heard saying:


    Butter him up, butter him up.”

    Once freed, the man hugged a police officer and a passer-by who had stopped to help.
    Transport for London confirmed to the Standard that an alleged fare-evader became trapped between the barriers at the station and that the matter was being dealt with by police.
    I used to have a job at a calendar factory.
    I got the sack because
    I took a couple of days off.

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    Ouch! that would be a motherfucker...

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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Mr Earl again.

    Happy New Year yer highness may all yer fluids be golden

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    How the fcuk do you get your dick stuck in the ticket barriers? Must have been a biggie and must have been out 'taking the air'.

    Really weird...

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    Sounds like an argument for circumcision. A foreskin is nothing to play around with.

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    This one?




    And I saw this video a couple of days ago, a guy sliding down the escalator. I bet he felt a bit of pain.






    But I doubt this guy felt much pain until the morning when he sobered up.


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    Careful out there!


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