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    2018 Spoiler alert

    2018


    January
    Trump Sacks Mueller, May sacks a random minister 'to encourage the other'
    RubbaJohnny sacks maid , Mrs RubbaJohnny sacks RJ


    February
    Preliminary Talks about preparing roadmap for elections mooted.
    People in cold Mountains feel chilly.Bitcoin, Willy and oil goes up and down.


    March
    North Korea threatens to stop eating dogs. Regime announces crackdown on hubs.
    First time ever nobody falls from a balcony for an entire month.


    April
    Songkhran carnage diminished by reduced number of potentail a victims says spokelsadyboy.
    Manchester City relegated for wearing pastel outfits in public. lady in Soi Cowboy loses dress.


    May
    Trousseau prep for big wedding, the excitement is almost soporific
    Thais shocked as rain falls down.Yingluck spotted shopping for designer clothes ,
    RubbaJohnny re-applies for Absenthe ration


    June
    Klong low life shocked by floods.First Ajarn since WivnullStuck becomes Miss Kampheaneg Phet Banana Queen
    French are revolting as RJ caight 3rd year running by CDG strike.Elections almost imminent.
    Swampy Chop Office kindly offer to finish my Black label in lieu of missing copy of toelnail certificate.


    July
    Russia surprise winner of Jules Rimet as all rivals caught in honey off side trap.
    Harry Kidnap said to be sick as carrot.Sybil said it was a game of two halves.
    Snails may soon ease telecomms crisis.


    August
    New Railway to China to be for Pandas only says moron on grounds of bear necessity.
    Shock Strain on noodle tax.Jeremy Corbyn elected Knights of Rizla.


    September
    Shock arrival of Pie prize from 2016 Bleakdoor draw. Windy areas in the Mts, Foreigner upset after jilt.
    C Mai zoo to aquire pair of Kiwis, Ant and dicky mysteriously quit posting.


    October
    Loy Katoeys spotted in Loy Kroy.Huang Low explained it's karma
    Fave poster snakeyes reveals at last the eagerly awaited hourly baht rate
    Mass debate on TD wonders if updates each minute needed


    November
    Trump peached claims a Russian plot.Thai Visa struck by Elephant
    People in Mountains told to get dressed/ Lulu runs out of recipes/sox?


    December
    Happy isthmus new Kra Canal for canoes mooted
    Ministry of Useful predicts crowds in busy places.
    I used to have a job at a calendar factory.
    I got the sack because
    I took a couple of days off.

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    Jan - Dillly has a barny with the missus. She 'moves out' for a few days and he hires a couple of girls with uniforms and a bag of tricks.

    Feb - For a short month, it's surprising the Jeff has surpassed 492 different FOJ's.

    March - Pics of BLD drinking beer around Asia whilst his missus is doing marathons, climbing mountains and generally being energetic (opposites attract).

    Apr - Wedding bells. Dick and Za announce the wedding after he knocked her up in Laos.

    May - Shock waves through the TD community as Cyrille types a 3 line reply.

    June - Shrewed Punter burns out of cash, and thus loses the heart of the Russian.

    July - Somtamslap is still in the land of the living and is another day closer to moving back 'home'.

    Aug - Luigi is now known by another name(s).

    Sep - Fondles wants his dogs back.

    Oct - Bogon tip #??? is the best one ever

    Nov - Dick and Za announce divorce (yes, the baby is Luigi's).

    Dec - Everyone gets their pies.
    Black diamonds? I shit 'em.

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    Luigi and Dill ?

    Candidates for the extreme condition in which the prostate gland actually becomes turned inside-out from overuse / overexcitement.....

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    January - Luigi exposed as an actual bonafide wanker

    March - Punty moves into a slum dwelling in Klong Toey after falling for a ragamuffin girl who polished his head with a chamois leather at Asok intersection. He retires from blogging and fathers two kids who are born bald

    April - Dillinger does pic thread after flying Biman airlines to Dhaka for the world's best photoshopper tournament

    May - Fluke's arse turns into a sinkhole and is sucked into it, never to be seen again

    June - cyrille gets back to the UK and is forced to sign on the dole
    Last edited by DJ Pat; 31-12-2017 at 10:31 AM.

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    January - I wank to pron and post on teakdoor.

    February - I wank to pron and post on teakdoor.

    March - I wank to pron and post on teakdoor.

    April - I wank to pron and post on teakdoor.

    May - I wank to pron and post on teakdoor.

    June - I wank to pron and post on teakdoor.

    July - I wank to pron and post on teakdoor.

    August - I wank to pron and post on teakdoor.

    September - I wank to pron and post on teakdoor.

    October ?

    November - I wank to pron and post on teakdoor.

    December - I wank to pron and post on teakdoor.

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    Funny fookers.

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    ^^ ( October : Intravenous infusion of zinc and vitamin B to replenish sperm supplies, followed by re-pressuring of prostate back to 30 PSI ).

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    January - DJ Pat's real age is revealed and the UK government award him backdated pension payments

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    Jesus is coming, just like he always was.

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    January - Luigi's mistress #3 is found to be a Nigerian hooker.

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    Mid January- Luigis mistressess numbers 1 and 2 found curbcrawling near a bus stop on Bangsaen Beach in Teakdoor threesome payback shocker with DJ Pat

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
    January - Luigi exposed as an actual bonafide wanker
    Prophetic, Pat.
    But not amazingly so...quite a few could have made that prediction.
    Quote Originally Posted by Bogon View Post
    January - Luigi's mistress #3 is found to be a Nigerian hooker.
    Even the "#3" is in doubt. Maybe #1 and #2 are always just randoms.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wasabi View Post
    Jesus is coming, just like he always was.
    Africa man is still sitting under a tree, doing nothing and waiting...

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    Quote Originally Posted by VocalNeal View Post
    Africa man is still sitting under a tree, doing nothing and waiting...
    and still he cannot comprehend this.
    Sewage in drinking water = Cholera

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