Thread: 2018 Spoiler alert

2018


January
Trump Sacks Mueller, May sacks a random minister 'to encourage the other'
RubbaJohnny sacks maid , Mrs RubbaJohnny sacks RJ


February
Preliminary Talks about preparing roadmap for elections mooted.
People in cold Mountains feel chilly.Bitcoin, Willy and oil goes up and down.


March
North Korea threatens to stop eating dogs. Regime announces crackdown on hubs.
First time ever nobody falls from a balcony for an entire month.


April
Songkhran carnage diminished by reduced number of potentail a victims says spokelsadyboy.
Manchester City relegated for wearing pastel outfits in public. lady in Soi Cowboy loses dress.


May
Trousseau prep for big wedding, the excitement is almost soporific
Thais shocked as rain falls down.Yingluck spotted shopping for designer clothes ,
RubbaJohnny re-applies for Absenthe ration


June
Klong low life shocked by floods.First Ajarn since WivnullStuck becomes Miss Kampheaneg Phet Banana Queen
French are revolting as RJ caight 3rd year running by CDG strike.Elections almost imminent.
Swampy Chop Office kindly offer to finish my Black label in lieu of missing copy of toelnail certificate.


July
Russia surprise winner of Jules Rimet as all rivals caught in honey off side trap.
Harry Kidnap said to be sick as carrot.Sybil said it was a game of two halves.
Snails may soon ease telecomms crisis.


August
New Railway to China to be for Pandas only says moron on grounds of bear necessity.
Shock Strain on noodle tax.Jeremy Corbyn elected Knights of Rizla.


September
Shock arrival of Pie prize from 2016 Bleakdoor draw. Windy areas in the Mts, Foreigner upset after jilt.
C Mai zoo to aquire pair of Kiwis, Ant and dicky mysteriously quit posting.


October
Loy Katoeys spotted in Loy Kroy.Huang Low explained it's karma
Fave poster snakeyes reveals at last the eagerly awaited hourly baht rate
Mass debate on TD wonders if updates each minute needed


November
Trump peached claims a Russian plot.Thai Visa struck by Elephant
People in Mountains told to get dressed/ Lulu runs out of recipes/sox?


December
Happy isthmus new Kra Canal for canoes mooted
Ministry of Useful predicts crowds in busy places.

Jan - Dillly has a barny with the missus. She 'moves out' for a few days and he hires a couple of girls with uniforms and a bag of tricks.

Feb - For a short month, it's surprising the Jeff has surpassed 492 different FOJ's.

March - Pics of BLD drinking beer around Asia whilst his missus is doing marathons, climbing mountains and generally being energetic (opposites attract).

Apr - Wedding bells. Dick and Za announce the wedding after he knocked her up in Laos.

May - Shock waves through the TD community as Cyrille types a 3 line reply.

June - Shrewed Punter burns out of cash, and thus loses the heart of the Russian.

July - Somtamslap is still in the land of the living and is another day closer to moving back 'home'.

Aug - Luigi is now known by another name(s).

Sep - Fondles wants his dogs back.

Oct - Bogon tip #??? is the best one ever

Nov - Dick and Za announce divorce (yes, the baby is Luigi's).

Dec - Everyone gets their pies.

January - Luigi exposed as an actual bonafide wanker

March - Punty moves into a slum dwelling in Klong Toey after falling for a ragamuffin girl who polished his head with a chamois leather at Asok intersection. He retires from blogging and fathers two kids who are born bald

April - Dillinger does pic thread after flying Biman airlines to Dhaka for the world's best photoshopper tournament

May - Fluke's arse turns into a sinkhole and is sucked into it, never to be seen again

June - cyrille gets back to the UK and is forced to sign on the dole