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    Are you getting ugly?

    Last year I gained a lot of weight. Although I'm pretty tall and according to charts I'm only 4kg overweight it seems like all the extra weight piled up around my hips, gut and tits.

    I used to run every day, but that didn't seem to help a lot.

    Also since my last birthday in September my face has gotten a lot uglier. I think the age of 44 is when I officially turned into Gargamel.

    My wife says I look like a pig although in Thailand that may be a term of endearment, so I dunno what she really thinks.

    How about you? Are u fugly as fuck or not?

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    Big nose and going thin on top; it sucks!

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    Workin out keeps me beautiful and radiant










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    Quote Originally Posted by YourDaddy View Post

    My wife says I look like a pig although in Thailand that may be a term of endearment, so I dunno what she really thinks.
    I would say she thinks you look like a pig.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YourDaddy View Post
    since my last birthday in September my face has gotten a lot uglier
    ...impossible...

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    Getting old really does suck. Even though I keep myself physically fit, I sometimes catch a glimpse of myself in a mirror and think; ffs, how did you get so fucking .. old?

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    Yes. Yuuugely ugly. sad.

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    Well, I sure as shit don't see any improvement......

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    I've never considered myself handsome, but who am I to argue with the hordes of women who have thrown themselves at my feet over the years. Have been propositioned by a few men too. They must be right and me wrong
    Certainly looking older, but wifey is still clingingly happy despite the 3 or 4 kilo paunch I've developed.
    I went greyish, call it salt and pepper, but since being in Thailand and the sun, I'm blondish again.
    Wrinkles are from sun and sea life, and laughter, and smoking, but overall my Polynesian genes have kept my skin quite supple and smooth. It's my face that's old.
    Nose getting a bit bigger. Alcohol I suppose.
    Pecs turning to moobs, abs once rippling now mainly hidden by fat...what my daughter calls my one pack. Triiceps showing signs of turkey neck underneath.

    Qe sera sera.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    Qe sera sera
    ...^remarkably similar to Spanish...
    Last edited by tomcat; 18-12-2017 at 04:47 PM.

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    Whaever will be will be.

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    Luckily I was the ugliest spottiest runt as a lad so it's all been uphill.
    Also since moving to LOS I hear many beautiful young ladies whisper
    "Hansum man "
    as I walk after a skinful down Loy Kroy in C Mai, doesn't seem to occur elsehwere must be the Leo aroma
    I used to have a job at a calendar factory.
    I got the sack because
    I took a couple of days off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mandaloopy View Post
    going thin on top
    Yes! I forgot that...very very thin.
    Quote Originally Posted by tomcat View Post
    remarkably similar to Spanish
    Habla espanol? You could teach me. Being who you are and your age I would have thought Doris Day would urge you to forgive me my clumsiness/ignorance.

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    A beautiful man inside and out.

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    Still do the look down and if I can still see my old fella in the morning I am happy.

    About 3 kgs overweight but still active and vital mentally which all goes well for the future.

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    ^^ Lulu, you forgot the "^".

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    ^, You too

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    So I have been told I am getting better looking as I have aged. I have not gained much weigh in my last the last 10 years. Maybe 10bs. My wife saw pictures of me when I was surfing all the time back in my 20s and she says I look way better now. Of course I had long hair parted in the middle and I always had it behind my ears. I was a beach bum. Now I am dark brown and grey hair and keep it cut short.

    It's hard to judge oneself on looks. Who are you comparing it too? I have come to the point in my life that I have lived a good one. If I croak tomorrow it's all good.

    I wouldn't focus on how ya look. Focus on life in front of you. The clock is ticking.

    Just live life. We all age. We all get old.

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    ^True, but I believe you're quite young. When 70 approaches, things change a bit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton View Post
    ^True, but I believe you're quite young. When 70 approaches, things change a bit.
    Yeah. But getting there is the trick!

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    Lifestyles.....

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    ^^ Absolutely. I may be getting ugly but at least I'm still alive. I know plenty of people who died at a younger age than I am now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HuangLao View Post
    Lifestyles.....
    Really? Or genetics? Or environment? Or a combination of all three?

    Go on, give us the wisdom of your years. Or fuck off?

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    I have a head like a smashed crab,

    In fact I'm that ugly my mirrors have glazed themselves over in protest.

    Lighten the fook up ya fookers.

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