what are you getting the Mrs for Christmas?

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Originally Posted by Dillinger

Your dogs called Moo Moo?

No wonder youve trained it to run back in for a treat. Youd look a right wanker shouting his name.


The only drone youre gonna be getting for Xmas is the drone off that pet vacuum, whilst sucking the clogged up clingers from the arse of that fluffy spoilt mutt.:)

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Merry Christmas to you too. And by the way if by chance I would have to "call" the poor pooch by the name of Moo Moo no one would hear us except me and my betterhalf, Dill Weed. Suck on any dingle berries lately? Happy holidays.

Oh and btw it still looks big in her hands. Christmas expectations?

Yes, the pooch not the gooch.

PS, she is a female shitzu. I've a friend named rhino. Only a brown belt but you still wouldn't want to get in his path.The dogs on the other hand are cute and harmless so what's the fuss in keeping them around.
No harm no foul I say.

Aren't all your wives/girlfriends Buddhists? Why are the expecting Christmas presents?

This will be my first Xmas with the girlfriend in the province here in PH.
Should be fun with all the nieces/nephews etc.

Rub a little gold on them and all is good, no?

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Shiseido, Clinique, Este Lauder, etc.

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Originally Posted by JPPR2

My wife has an entire shelf in the fridge with that stuff...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Originally Posted by Thai3

Mine as well with shelves of perfume in the fridge,

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Out of interest, why do they keep it in the fridge?

Meant to last longer I think, fuk knows really they probably read it on face book !

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Your dogs called Moo Moo?

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LoL, totally off-topic, but after the 2004 tsunami that hit the Phuket beaches, I knew a girl who had a puppy dog and named it 'Tsunami'.

She used to wander along the local beach looking for her puppy and shouting 'Tsunami!!' at the top of her voice :yerman:

I bet that made a few waves as it may not have gone over well with the locals.

The dog looks like a cow, the drone.........no comment. I'm used to the constant moaning.

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Originally Posted by katie23

@fish - l like your dog. Is that a shitszu? Can I have it for Xmas? :D

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I went to a zoo here in China a while back.
All they had was a dog dressed up as a lion.
It was a shitzu.


But back to what to get the missus, any serious suggestions welcome.

Last year I gave her an orgasm on Christmas eve hoping that would suffice but the ungrateful cow just spat it out.

^ :doglol:

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Originally Posted by Cujo

I went to a zoo here in China a while back.
All they had was a dog dressed up as a lion.
It was a shitzu.

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They're circus dogs, also known as fanny lickers. I reckon Fishlocker came home one day and heard his missus shouting MORE MORE which is why his dogs got that name:)


They can walk around on 2 legs as well

This one's in Hong Kong. Good ole Chinks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPKyEGFQUPw

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Originally Posted by pseudolus

Folding it in half?

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It’s much easier to just do it twice. ;)

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