Thread: what are you getting the Mrs for Christmas?

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

Err, no, I was thinking more along the lines of new pearl earrings.

Oh....

showy or unnecessary ornament

Originally Posted by misskit

Trouble ahead. Your wives/girlfriends are silently deducting points for no prezzies, I’m tellin’ ya.

See Misskit, and here in lies the problem. The expectation to avoid the threat. Buy me something or else? How can this be rewarding?...Just saying.

I look at this way. I buy gifts for my wife randomly throughout the year. To me they are not expected and are enjoyed a bit more. To have the ultimatum is a HUGE deal to me. This is why I enjoy being here and not in the US at this time of year. In the US you have to buy for all or else suffer the wrath of forgetting someone or not buying a gift equal to or more then the other. See people nowadays judge you and how you feel about them on the gift you buy and the cost. Buy someone. Try buying someone a nice coffee mug and someone else a bottle of wine. You will be given the stink eye. Sadly shortly after Christmas its all forgotten what you bought them but for 2 or 3 days its Hell on earth while they assess your personal value to them...LOL!!. Lets just say when I was a kid I was thankful for anything I got and never judged by the gift.

I want to be clear I am not a Scrooge, I share with people unconditionally and always have. in fact my wife says I am too nice. Funny that......

Overleaf ... Dill, that is the entire Christmas Budget!
Looks good though.

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

Err, no, I was thinking more along the lines of new pearl earrings.

SA ... was that a mis-type ... didn't you mean a Pearl Necklace

Mines getting 6”. Coming ready or not.

Originally Posted by Switch

Mines getting 6”

...inviting a friend over then...

Originally Posted by JPPR2

I want to be clear I am not a Scrooge

I bet you celebrated thanksgiving whilst supping a 400 dollar bottle of tequila to yourself whilst sat on your R3 flying your Mavic with your converse on

HUMBUG

Originally Posted by JPPR2

Hey is their a Pet Thread on TD?

A few in Thailand zoos and animals.

Here's one.

https://teakdoor.com/thailands-zoos-a...s-as-pets.html

Hes got chocolate labs if i remember right and a couple of turtles. I sound like a right stalker

I did a dogs thread. Armstrongs ugly pug killed that thread too

Originally Posted by JPPR2

See Misskit, and here in lies the problem. The expectation to avoid the threat. Buy me something or else? How can this be rewarding?...Just saying.

OK. Sigh.

Wait until you have the man flu and rasp, “Ice cream. Ice cream.” She gonna be shuffling around in slow motion, thinking of her empty Christmas stocking. That’s if she heard you at all.

Just sayin’.

^

That's right Miss Kit,

When i get man Flu i have my handbag running around shooting flames out of her arse.

In reward she gets a extra serving of Noodle soup.

Love my Handbag, shes fooking brilliant eh.

Originally Posted by Switch

Mines getting 6”. Coming ready or not.

...and 'she' will reciprocate.

Originally Posted by Switch

Mines getting 6”. Coming ready or not.

Folding it in half?

Originally Posted by David48atTD

Assuming your wife is Thai and you are living in Thailand then add to her gold collection?

Nah, get her these instead...

Originally Posted by Dillinger

I bet you celebrated thanksgiving whilst supping a 400 dollar bottle of tequila to yourself whilst sat on your R3 flying your Mavic with your converse on

HUMBUG

Nuttin but luv for ya man....

I told the wife her Christmas pressie was hidden in the fishing tackle she failed to pack...

...It's now a Valentine's present, while I find something else.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Hes got chocolate labs if i remember right and a couple of turtles. I sound like a right stalker

I do and my Lab is a Psycho eat everything it smells dog. My FIL hates it and she doesn't like him.

Btw. Tortoises Dill. Tortoises...55

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Hes got chocolate labs if i remember right and a couple of turtles. I sound like a right stalker

I did a dogs thread. Armstrongs ugly pug killed that thread too

I destroy everything.

I should have said max price 2k baht, did think of dash cam but she said no cos they all break. Shoes were a possible but at size 35 very hard to find, gold is out of course though she has had it before, just gets stuffed away never to be seen again anyway. I thought a vibrator might save me a lot of hard work, but she thinks 'disgusting' she's had perfume the other week, sod it I give up.

^ Shiseido, Clinique, Este Lauder, etc. gift set from the cosmetic counter? Check out her creams and stuff and find out what she uses. If she uses locally made stuff, it will really be a treat.

i was thinking about a bag and a gift card from a make up store so she can go buy by her self,,,not for laziness but because i wouldn't know where to start

Originally Posted by misskit

Shiseido, Clinique, Este Lauder, etc

My wife has an entire shelf in the fridge with that stuff...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

In all honesty miss fish said if that's all I get , that pet vac, for Christmas I'll give you two choices of boots. The black or the blue ones, right up your backside. Yea, the pooch is spoiled but I sleep well at night knowing that.

Oops, God my threads Minxed up.

Yea, the pooch is spoiled, so is the drone.

Mine as well with shelves of perfume in the fridge, 2 fridges mine and hers but the crap is all in my fridge, stinks the place out. Might have to resort to Oriental Beauty she likes the crap.

Originally Posted by fishlocker

Oops, God my threads Minxed up.

Yea, the pooch is spoiled, so is the drone.

Heh, she's playing the circle game!