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    what are you getting the Mrs for Christmas?

    None of them deserve owt of course but you have to make the effort. Mine hates everything I buy her and she can never think of anything so we give each other money which is pointless save for her getting twice what she gives me. Think i'll piss her off and buy her something this year, any suggestions? she's not interested in anything except food and money, the money options out then.

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    New (expensive) camera.

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    My Mary would be grateful for anything , as she knows I don't do Christmas so she buys her own present and the posts pictures of it on Facebook and tells everybody that her loving husband gave her this lovely present.

    Works well, she gets the present she wants and doesn't lose face.

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    Fucking hell its Ebenezer Wasabi Scrooge

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    My first wife was a Jehovah's Witness and she trained me well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thai3 View Post
    any suggestions?
    Skin lightenng cream?

    Talc?

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    Got her one of these, the dji is for me silly.

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    That'll go over well.

    I'm talking about the drone. The one in the box. What can I say, she allready has a Dyson.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thai3 View Post
    any suggestions?
    A socket set , the gift for all sizes

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    A divorce

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thai3 View Post
    she's not interested in anything except food and money, the money options out then.
    A bucket of PlaRa should make her happy, that's more than mine will get.

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    Assuming your wife is Thai and you are living in Thailand then add to her gold collection?


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    ^The price has dropped

    Mines had her birthday and xmas pressies, an iphone

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thai3 View Post
    None of them deserve owt of course but you have to make the effort. Mine hates everything I buy her and she can never think of anything so we give each other money which is pointless save for her getting twice what she gives me. Think i'll piss her off and buy her something this year, any suggestions? she's not interested in anything except food and money, the money options out then.
    Sounds like a wonderful relationship

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    We don't really do Xmas gift exchanges having neither one of us ever been into it except me for my kids when they were small.
    I don't teach on Mondays so she has asked me to hire a Santa suit and go in to her class on the day, so I'll be doing that as a favour for her. I don't want anything from her as she is a giver all year round anyway. Bought me a Pierre Cardin business shirt yesterday because there was a sale on; 800b reduced from over 2000. I'm happy.

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    ...I pay for Christmas dinner at the Oriental because it's something I want to do; he picks up JWB when returning from his many overseas trips...that's enough gift-giving for us...imo, handing over a decorated envelope stuffed with holiday cash is a wonderful idea for those who hate forced shopping for others...
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    A gift that never stops giving........................ME.............

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy View Post
    A gift that never stops giving........................ME.............
    Herpes is often described in similar terms !

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    Like every Christmas she's getting fuck all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fishlocker View Post

    Got her one of these, the dji is for me silly.

    Unless you intend to use that vaccum yourself to help out Mrs. Fish, you are going to be in trouble.


    Mrs. Fish would love to have a piece of jewelry. Needn't be too expensive to make her happy.

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    ...jewelry is such a personal thing...better to let her choose a bauble she likes and hubby pays...or not...

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    Quote Originally Posted by YourDaddy View Post
    Like every Christmas she's getting fuck all.
    Like every night then

    Give 4 inches for x mas

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    ...Bought me a Pierre Cardin business shirt yesterday because there was a sale on; 800b reduced from over 2000. I'm happy.
    so she didn't say that she "made" you 1,200b?

    @fish - l like your dog. Is that a shitszu? Can I have it for Xmas?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tomcat View Post
    ...jewelry is such a personal thing...better to let her choose a bauble she likes and hubby pays...or not...
    Agreed. I'll give the better half one of my 1 Baht rings that never get worn any more, she can swap it for a piece of gold jewellery she likes or turn it into cash. Either way, she'll be happy.

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