Thread: Wet myself at this teacher's spelling mistake

It could also be the case that the students and previous teacher were having a giggle on Simons behalf

He'll probably walk in tomorrow after theyve been learning of Wankel engines

Originally Posted by Dillinger

It could also be the case that the students and previous teacher were having a giggle on Simons behalf

Indeed.
Things are never what they appear to be.
This certainly bides true as to blued-eyed devils disconnected interpretations and perspectives of things Asian.

Originally Posted by Simon43

Absolutely no way. This is not a PC school in Surbiton. If I considered it 'risky' to broach the subject, then I would have just cleaned the board.

You don't consider it 'risky' for a western teacher in Myanmar to tell a class of 13 year old girls to look up the word 'c u n t' in a dictionary.

You'd have no problem at all clearing up any minor misunderstanding with the principal.

Alrighty.

Fvck me, you cnuts think too much...

Originally Posted by DrB0b

Fvck me

that is a call to you pommy cnuts to help b0bbles to explore his english heritage

Originally Posted by Simon43

Yep - you got a point!! How would you have handled their question then?

I would have told them it's "Not a nice word, it's very low class, and you should not use it", and wiped it away and carried on with my lesson.

I had the nieces teach me how to say cut and pound, as in a mortar and pestle, in Laos.

Gf didn't find this at all amusing.

Originally Posted by cyrille

You don't consider it 'risky' for a western teacher in Myanmar to tell a class of 13 year old girls to look up the word 'c u n t' in a dictionary.

You'd have no problem at all clearing up any minor misunderstanding with the principal.

Alrighty.

On the positive side, Simon will be back in civilised Bangkok soon and start another hotel venture.

You'd have no problem at all clearing up any minor misunderstanding with the principal.

You mean I have to explain what c u n t means to the principal as well?!

She knows. But you may wish to do all the explanation including side stepping and back peddling.
If once you've mastered that, It's Simon for student body president.

Pics are welcome on TD.
We will not hold it against you.
As J Tull one said, You're sperms in the gutter you're love's in the sink.
Almost makes too much sense, the maid finds an easy to clean up operation.

CSI.... still baffled for an easy explanation.

Just stay away from those students bodies.


Just sayen


Gary Glitter call home.......




The fish.

Originally Posted by HuangLao

Things are never what they appear to be.

Your pathetic charade on forums is absolute proof of that...

It must have been quite bewildering for the childrens parents :
"What did you learn at school today "
"We learnt the English slang for a vagina we saw incontinence first hand"

^ I hope their punctuation and sentence construction is better than yours.

Originally Posted by Neverna

^ I hope their punctuation and sentence construction is better than yours.

Whilst I do understand that you are just trying to be antagonistic , I do feel that you should have chosen something different , rather than the sentence structure or punctuation of my post , it just makes you come across as rather juvenile .

Originally Posted by cyrille

Has anyone ever drank blue Fanta?

Originally Posted by fishlocker

As J Tull one said, You're sperms in the gutter you're love's in the sink.
Almost makes too much sense

No.

It doesn't make any sense at all.

I guess it makes no sense now, no more than it ever did.

Speaking of odd word choices, what adult male says "I wet myself"? Toddlers wet themselves. Is this Britspeak?

Originally Posted by Fluke

Whilst I do understand that you are just trying to be antagonistic , I do feel that you should have chosen something different , rather than the sentence structure or punctuation of my post , it just makes you come across as rather juvenile .

What else is there to focus on in your post? Your punctuation and sentence construction is worse than a juvenile's. Just sayin'.

Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton

Speaking of odd word choices, what adult male says "I wet myself"? Toddlers wet themselves. Is this Britspeak?

He's trying to sound "posh". Or perhaps he is posh! The non-posh way to say it is, "I pissed myself" (laughing).

The earliest known use of the word, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, was as part of a placename of a London street, Gropecunt Lane, c. 1230. Use of the word as a term of abuse is relatively recent, dating from the late nineteenth century.

The word appears not to have been taboo in the Middle Ages, but became taboo towards the end of the eighteenth century, and was then not generally admissible in print until the latter part of the twentieth century.

The term has various derivative senses, including adjective and verb uses. Feminist writer and English professor Germaine Greer argues that c u n t "is one of the few remaining words in the English language with a genuine power to shock."