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    We all know one.... and we've tried to tell them.


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    One born every day.
    It beggars belief that these fools can't get the message.


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    Why the fuck is he even there in the first place? The deadbeat should be back in the US looking for work.

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    It looks like a spoof documentary. Is this what American TV is like? It's like a children's TV segment.
    Does part two have him withering on his death bed, as his organs are auctioned off?
    "that's your job, not mine" If Americans are that rich and thick, I'd marry some to unburden them of their funds.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQVmkDUkZT4

    we are all figments of our own imagination.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainNemo View Post
    It looks like a spoof documentary.
    It does.

    Hard to believe anybody could be sooo stupid. He didn't even enquire how much gold he should buy before travelling to the shop and made her lose face in front of the staff.

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    Is there a gofundme sinsot link at the end of the video?


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    I can only guess that she gave a good BJ. She is so absolutely transparently a gold digger.

    To the OP...yeah, I know one. Heaps of dough, no social sense. A rigger from Perth. Met his bint....worse than the one in the OP..."Give me money, I need loshun (lotion)...give me money, I need food..." etc. He went to her room one night and all the photos of him that had been displayed the last time he went there were replaced with photos of a Thai guy....and he had never even slept with her. Yet he still believed she was the one.
    Thick as two planks. After spending time with her, and coming to me to discuss his problems, I had to repeatedly remind him that he doesn't need to keep speaking pigin English to me, 5555. He'd got into a habit of saying things like, "I go here now, you want come me?" even when speaking with me.
    Sad. He eventually broke up and is now frequenting PI to find a wife.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    He eventually broke up and is now frequenting PI to find a wife.
    Really an empty existence searching for fake love. A monetary transaction for nose wiping and housekeeping. A lonely existence for many.

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    Its apparently a long running US TV show- and hence likely to be all scripted to a greater or lesser degree:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/90_Day_Fianc%C3%A9

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    I know a fat little Aussie who's going to end up doing much the same sooner or later. He's been told innumerable times but just carries on regardless. I gave up on him a year or two back. Silly bugger.

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    Fuck me what a loser.

    Ive just got a semi decent redundancy payout and told the missus to find someone else when I leave as iam going home to nothing.

    Seems I have more coin than him and would never consider marriage to take her home to nothing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bsnub View Post
    Really an empty existence searching for fake love. A monetary transaction for nose wiping and housekeeping. A lonely existence for many.
    Yep. And I suppose in that light the woman are being up front, just not articulating it specifically; You pay, I'll suck and I'll wipe your nose.
    The woman in the OP certainly was making it clear...she even said she knows he loves her but conspicuously didn't mention her own emotions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    I can only guess that she gave a good BJ. She is so absolutely transparently a gold digger.

    To the OP...yeah, I know one. Heaps of dough, no social sense. A rigger from Perth. Met his bint....worse than the one in the OP..."Give me money, I need loshun (lotion)...give me money, I need food..." etc. He went to her room one night and all the photos of him that had been displayed the last time he went there were replaced with photos of a Thai guy....and he had never even slept with her. Yet he still believed she was the one.
    Thick as two planks. After spending time with her, and coming to me to discuss his problems, I had to repeatedly remind him that he doesn't need to keep speaking pigin English to me, 5555. He'd got into a habit of saying things like, "I go here now, you want come me?" even when speaking with me.
    Sad. He eventually broke up and is now frequenting PI to find a wife.
    I don't think it's real - it's too blatant, like some wank script. She's a podgy pugfaced sow anyway, why on earth you would even buy her dinner, I can't fathom; I don't think flipperinas are any better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainNemo View Post
    I don't think it's real - it's too blatant, like some wank script. She's a podgy pugfaced sow anyway, why on earth you would even buy her dinner, I can't fathom; I don't think flipperinas are any better.
    I think both he and she are real and so is the relationship in all its doomed to failure glory. But yes, it is scripted to a degree. I've been on a TV quiz show and have seen first hand how even on the background "reality" segments they script and manipulate to get the "angle" they want to portray to the audience.

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    People might mock him for his foolishness, but it once again shows how differently Thais are wired.

    Others might ask a few questions but accept him for who he is and hope for better fortune further along the road if there's at least some prospect of love and a better life.

    Not her. Why are you 48 and I can't milk you for millions of baht right now?

    Welcome to Thailand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    People might mock him for his foolishness, but it once again shows how differently Thais are wired.

    Others might ask a few questions but accept him for who he is and hope for better fortune further along the road if there's at least some prospect of love and a better life.

    Not her. Why are you 48 and I can't milk you for millions of baht right now?

    Welcome to Thailand.
    Yeah, I think you're right, and I alluded to that aspect above. A Thai guy would know exactly what he's in for, and she would be exactly the same with a Thai but absolutely know her place and what's expected of her.
    Nonetheless, the yank is a fool for not knowing that and thinking it's love and roses.

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    The fella Chris that wanted a rub and tug massage as payment for letting them stay at his joint in the US says it was scripted.



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    It's scripted to the anus. Checked her FB page and they are both living in USA. HTF could he bring her to USA if he was that broke as he claims?

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    Would you give her one YD?

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    I'm not picky. Sure.

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    What passes for successful marketing entertainment is quite pathetic.

    Easily stimulated when already dumbed down.

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    She's certainly doable. Not sure what all the fuss is about......

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    People might mock him for his foolishness, but it once again shows how differently Thais are wired. Others might ask a few questions but accept him for who he is and hope for better fortune further along the road if there's at least some prospect of love and a better life. Not her. Why are you 48 and I can't milk you for millions of baht right now? Welcome to Thailand.
    Cough* I would just like to state, for the record that, even though the man's name is David and he is 48 and you read it on the Teak Door, it is not me, not my doppelgänger ... I am far more hansum man
    Last edited by David48atTD; 26-11-2017 at 02:39 AM.

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    Anyone want io step up and admit they paid 11 baht gold for 1 on 1 ?

    except Dill

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    A lot of pots in here.

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