Man cured his stuffy nose by MASTURBATING

[Pragmatic]

I must be doing something wrong it didn't cure mine.

A man claimed that masturbating cleared his sinuses - and doctors said he was right.
Skyler, a husband from Arizona, said that when he couldn't fall asleep due to his stuffy nose, he decided to take matters into his own hands.
He appeared on the show The Doctors where the professionals broke down the science behind his X-rated trick. They explained that during an orgasm the muscles contract around the body, including inside the nose, which can temporarily relieve sinus pressure for both men and women.
Research has shown orgasms can also help with the immune system, insomnia, stress, pain and overall help live longer.

Skyler told The Doctors that he had been suffering from nighttime allergies but after self-pleasuring, his stuffy nose would go away and he'd be able to finally fall asleep.
He suffers from chronic sinus infections which may or may not cause pain but usually involve nasal obstruction, congestion and postnasal discharge.
On the syndicated daytime talk show, Dr Andrew Ordon took a look into Skyler's nose with a camera to determine the level of congestion.


Urologist Dr Aaron Spitz and author of The Penis Book explained: 'When a man reaches his climax there is a sudden form of adrenaline that's making his penis exert semen.' He added that the same reaction also causes tiny muscles in the nose to squeeze, shrinking the tissue in the nose and making the blood vessels close up and stop seeping out snot.
As that happens the nasal passage opens up clearing congestion and blockage.
That relief won't last forever but for Skyler it is enough to fall asleep, which may be due to another affect of orgasms.
Serotonin is the body's key antidepressant chemical that is released during climax alongside the hormone oxytocin which induces calm and sleep.


The combination of cleared airways and a sleep-inducing hormone may be the perfect mix for Skyler.
And this can have the same affect on women as they experience the same rush of adrenaline during orgasms.
Climaxing has been long-studied and discovered to provide benefits to mood and overall health by increasing immunity and reducing risks of heart attacks and strokes.


For both men and women, having sex once or twice a week has been linked with higher levels of immunoglobulin A, or IgA, a substance found in saliva and the nasal lining thought to help our immune systems fight colds and flu.
A study also found that having sex three times a week could cut the risk of heart attack and stroke in half.
And what may be one of the most popular affects of sex is positive mood, which is due to the release of a cocktail of endorphins, neurotransmitter and hormones.
However, sex can also trigger headaches due to dilating blood vessels that affects men more than women.
As for orgasms relieving congestion, Dr Aaron Spitz said, 'It is a real effect.'

[Luigi]

They explained that during an orgasm the muscles contract around the body, including inside the nose, which can temporarily relieve sinus pressure

The Mrs coulda blown him twice a day but she didn't like the mouthful of snot.

[Simon43]

This also works for me, and I naively assumed that every man has a wank when his nose is blocked.....


Update:
I picked up a bad cold over the weekend (riding my bike 'in' the clouds at 5,000 feet on top of the hill.

So I've been wanking furiously all day today, much to the amusement of my female teaching colleagues

[BaitongBoy]

So, he was sniffing his dick?...

[Commander Shepphard]

Masturbating cures cancer too they say.

[BaitongBoy]

^ Doesn't seem to add up...

[baldrick]

Masturbating cures cancer too they say.

[SKkin]

Urologist Dr Aaron Spitz and author of The Penis Book

Is there a Dr. Swallow in the house? Paging Doctor Swallow...

[Neverna]

I haven't had a stuffy nose since my teenage years.

[thailazer]

Heard long ago that it cures gout too. Not many scientific papers out there though!

http://ezinearticles.com/?Sex-As-a-N...out&id=4885932

[BaitongBoy]

Apparently good for yer eyesight, too...

[YourDaddy]

Guys, it doesn't work

[DJ Pat]

I've been trying to block my nose by furiously wanking for years....















I've wanked in many shopping malls toilets around Thailand. First ever wank in a Thai public toilet was Pantip Plaza in the late 90s

[tomcat]

First ever wank in a Thai public toilet was Pantip Plaza in the late 90s

...cubicle 4, second floor: B50 to watch, B10 to participate...the back wall still carries the flaking residue of your unborn...

[Neverna]

I've wanked in many shopping malls toilets around Thailand. First ever wank in a Thai public toilet was Pantip Plaza in the late 90s

Too much information, Pat.

[tomcat]

...^au contraire: personal masturbation histories make fine reading...

[HuangLao]

...^au contraire: personal masturbation histories make fine reading...

Only if described details are offered....

[DJ Pat]

Those female attendants mopping are a menace




I like peace and quiet when I'm in a toilet

[Chittychangchang]

I love a good wank

[tomcat]

I love a good wank

...so, you've had bad ones then...perhaps including inappropriate family images...Appalachian roots may disrupt mental health...

[BaitongBoy]

The new "magic bullet"...Sorry, "Bob"...RIP...