Thread: Old friends

So this is the internet.

Sure it is.

No one here likes you.

We're going to offend, insult, abuse, and belittle the living hell out of you. And when you rail against us with "Fukk YOU YOU GEEK WIMP SKATER GOTH LOSER PUNK FAG BITCH!1!!", we smile to ourselves. We laugh at you because you don't get it. Then we turn up the heat, hoping to draw more entertainment from your irrational fuming.

We will judge you, and we will find you unworthy. It is a trial by fire, and we won't even think about turning down the flames until you finally understand.

Some of you are smart enough to realize that, when you go online, it's like entering a foreign country ... and you know better than to ignorantly fukk with the locals. You take the time to listen and think before speaking. You learn, and by learning are gladly welcomed.

For some of you, it takes a while, then one day it all dawns on you - you get it, and are welcomed into the fold.

Some of you give up, and we breathe a sigh of relief - we didn't want you here anyway. And some of you just never get it. The offensively clueless have a special place in our hearts - as objects of ridicule. We don't like you, but we do love you.

You will get mad. You will tell us to go to hell, and call us "nerds" and "geeks". Don't bother ... we already know exactly what we are. And, much like the way hardcore rap has co-opted the word "nigger", turning an insult around on itself to become a semiserious badge of honor, so have we done.

"How dare you! I used to beat the crap out of punks like you in high school!" You may have owned the playing field because you were an athlete. You may have owned the student council because you were more popular. You may have owned the hallways and sidewalks because you were big and intimidating. Well, welcome to our world.

To all the keyboard warriors out there.

Enjoy.

Apparently I'm a 'jerk'.






How's the new hairstyle holding out, still silkalicious?

Originally Posted by Luigi

How's the new hairstyle holding out, still silkalicious?

Was that that homo Ryan in the spunk stained blonde wig?

Sources to be considered.

^^ I ain't been known for my fussiness, it's true.

Originally Posted by Luigi

^^ I ain't been known for my fussiness, it's true.

I'm presuming you still retain those old pics, Lu?

If so - now's the time to post 'em.

A gentluman never tells.

Sorry.

Can I cry now?