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    A good woman

    Is one who...

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    keeps her mouth shut most of the time and makes a good bloody mary

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    What's a 'good woman' seriously?

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    One who has a nice cock and no hang ups or baggage. I’ve said it before, any woman over 30 is damaged goods. Caveat emptor.

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    If "she" has a package you're sure to find the baggage tucked under it.
    Possibly taped back out of sight waiting for the right time to jump out and scream SURPRISE.

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    Goddess.
    Matriarchal hierarchy honoured.

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    any good youtube videos teaching a good woman how to perform a good blowjob ?

    using her tongue on the underside of your glans and then sliding it to be massaged by her epiglottis

    and then not stopping until the majority of the full load has been ejected

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    ...knows the art of distilling alcohol and rolling cigs.

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    Matches me drink for drink,
    Doesn't give a fvck about carbs/fats etc- I just want someone to eat and enjoy it for that
    Dark sense of humor- a real must for me- easily offended should not apply.
    Enjoys travel
    Wants kids at some stage

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    Very good, I'll have you.

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    Is one who does not get fat, hate fat ones

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    Let's dance boys.

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    Probably best they are not too materialistic and keen on hoarding things. I get on edge if I can't fit my life into a couple of suitcases lol. Not super religious or conservative.

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    Princess Diana

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    Put your knickers on and make us a cup of tea darlin'

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    Quote Originally Posted by wasabi View Post
    Princess Diana
    That's what Harry's dad reckons.....


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    I was chatting to a 35yo Thai bird couple months ago. We were planning to meet a week later. After a couple of days the sweet chats turned into almost interrogation each evening when she'd ask me how my day was.

    If she asked what I ate for lunch, I'd tell her, then a series of questions asking me what it was, where, who I was with and how I got home.

    I'm pretty sure she would have brought a polygraph testing kit to our first date. Luckily I blocked her.


    So it's no wonder I alter my age slightly to bag a less shop worn or weather beaten model
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    ^ They all use the same script.

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    Quote Originally Posted by uncle junior View Post
    keeps her mouth shut most of the time and makes a good bloody mary
    Frank's Wild Years...Waits is brilliant...

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    A good woman is the one who lets me live in her house while I wave her off to work every morning while I have a day to myself and my porn.

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    ^ How's yer sinuses?...

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    Quote Originally Posted by OhOh View Post
    ^ They all use the same script.
    This one was a stunner, fit as fuck, nice motor, decent job, a cat.............

    ..............shame really but I get to keep my rabbits


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    She has a pulse.

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    One that knows her way around a microwave and can keep yo warm in winter..




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    ^...Mariah's put on a few pounds I see...

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