Thread: If you won LOTTO would you ...

Originally Posted by somtamslap

I'd be laying on a beach gettin' me nutz nuzzled lickety split.

You're a dark horse, aren't yer ;p

Originally Posted by Latindancer

I'd put a team together to take out that asshole Hun Sen, but not before making sure there wasn't going to be a power vacuum like the Yanks left in Iraq, post-Saddam.


Following this, every day would be the perfect day :

6:00 Alarm

6:15 Blow job

6:30 Massive, satisfying shit while reading the sports section

7:00 Breakfast – steak and eggs, coffee and toast – all cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler

7:30 Limo arrives

7:45 Several beers en route to the airport

9:15 Flight in personal Lear jet

9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route)

9:45 Play front nine (2 under par)

11:45 Lunch-steak and lobster, three beers and bottle of Dom Perignon

12:15 Blow job

12:30 Play back nine (4 under)

2:15 Limo back to airport (several bourbons)

2:30 Fly to Bahamas

3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot showing their growlers

4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) – on light tackle

5:00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle MacPherson (bending over showing her growler, naturally)

6:45 Shit, shower and shave

7:00 Watch news – Michael Jackson assassinated

7:30 Dinner – lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits

9:00 Napoleon Brandy and spliffs in front of wall-sized TV as you watch football game

9:30 Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies

11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer

11:30 Night-cap blow job

11:45 In bed alone

11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note four times and forces the dog to leave the room

11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep

Who are you giving all those blowjobs to? Is it the same bloke each time?

I seem to think the OP is more about, "would you tell your wife (or better half...nod to TC), not about what you'd do with your millions.

But what you do with the loot is interesting too

Originally Posted by Latindancer

I'd put a team together to take out that asshole Hun Sen, but not before making sure there wasn't going to be a power vacuum like the Yanks left in Iraq, post-Saddam.

I like that, and I have had similar thoughts about Netanyahu...( and others I won't mention here). I'd also set up a paedo sting team.

^^ Get a legal thing drawn up, give her her fair share with no comebacks, wish her well, and then go and do something fun and rewarding... it's not hard is it?!

Originally Posted by CaptainNemo

it's not hard is it?!

unless, of course, you love her and see yourself as part of a unit...

Originally Posted by tomcat

unless, of course, you love her and see yourself as part of a unit...

I doubt there are many here who are genuinely capable of love.

Originally Posted by DrB0b

I doubt there are many here who are genuinely capable of love.

.....of any sort.

Originally Posted by CSFFan

I'd like to be rich just enough to be able to afford what I'd like to have but not so rich that others covet what I have because they know who I am.

Too bad the commission doesn't have that box to check on the lotto ticket.

LD knows how to live.


He's also watched/read The Wolf Of Wall Street.

Great book and movie.

Originally Posted by tomcat

unless, of course, you love her and see yourself as part of a unit...

Bwahahahaha.

Just kidding I was thinking the same thing.

For me the wifey would be along for the ride just like always

Originally Posted by redhaze

For me the wifey would be along for the ride just like always

I wonder if the same is true if "wifey" won the lottery...

Bwahahaha. Hmmmmmm....

"11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note four times and forces the dog to leave the room "
Have had a few of those just havent won the lottery yet !

I'LL drink to that. Don't know WTF he said but I'll have one none the less. Dont count the fish out.

In my hometown, someone won the lotto (~ 50 M pesos or more, can't remember exactly) around 15 yrs ago. Bought land, made a huge dormitory - apartment complex, prolly gave some to relatives, then went abroad. I heard that they visit from time to time but mainly live abroad. Prolly PR or citizen somewhere else by now. They weren't dirt poor to begin with, more like low middle class. But surely they have the "six degrees of poor relatives" - everybody here has them. I guess they mainly live abroad to escape the relatives, gossip, etc, and to have 1st world conveniences. Can't blame them.

Now where's my lotto ticket again? Heh...

Originally Posted by tomcat

Originally Posted by CaptainNemo (If you won LOTTO would you ...)

it's not hard is it?!

unless, of course, you love her and see yourself as part of a unit...

The statement was open enough such that leaving wasn't necessarily inferred.

Originally Posted by DrB0b

I doubt there are many here who are genuinely capable of love.

Not like you though, on your japanese school uniform cosplay sites, eh?

Originally Posted by tomcat

Originally Posted by redhaze (If you won LOTTO would you ...)

For me the wifey would be along for the ride just like always

I wonder if the same is true if "wifey" won the lottery...

So "incisive"...

"Do as you would be done by" works if you have a genuine relationship with a person with a moral compass, the capability of independent thought and reason, and the wisdom that implies... which is what Bob might have written, if he wasn't busy sniffing knickers.

Originally Posted by CaptainNemo

"Do as you would be done by"

Platitude thy rank is captain...

If its one of those super lottos like $500,000,000:

Myself, and immediate family would be totally taken care of & debt free.

Talk to a legitimate financial professional to ensure most of the money is secure and works for itself as well as several lawyers. Id want to know my liability in the event of divorce too.

But for me, I would buy 1 section (Square Mile) of land in Florida or maybe TX, with a large custom designed home to my specs with every kind of fancy gadget I could think of. Not a mansion, just a spacious 5 or 6 bed home.

A 5000 square foot free-span shop thats insulated and climate controlled, fully decked out with dried air for paint. The most expensive Snap-On tool boxes known to humanity, filled to the top with Snap-On tools. Mills, lathes, and machine tools.

Shooting Berm.

Dirt Bike Track.

ATV Trails.

Gym full of Life Fitness & Hammer Strength equipment.

I would never, ever, EVER set foot in another public airport for the rest of my days on this earth.

...^no mention of the armory needed to defend such a construction...or the salaries paid to Seal Team 6 for 24-hour on-site surveillance...

Why bother.

Only incurs headaches and despair.

Fabricating a fanciful complexity in one's existence more so than deserving.

I did mention a shooting berm, so the armory can be implied.

Might build me a walk-in gun safe too