Thread: What's your worst break up story?

I've had a couple of bunny boilers in my time, but I would have been peeved about this:



Banker's dumped girlfriend drives his Mercedes into swimming pool in revenge


What's your worst bunny boiler story?

what's wrong harry, you broke up with your Abhu Dabi desert boyfriend ?

and what revenge plan do you have for him ?

How did she get it in the pool without cracking the edging tiles?

Quite neat and tidy parallel parking snug in the corner for a woman!

Originally Posted by Looper

How did she get it in the pool without cracking the edging tiles?

Yeah. Neatly backed up against the pool wall.
I call BS.

Mind you, I'm sure women have done that sort of crap.

Not me. But a guy I knew in Florida, his wife parked his convertible Mercedes on the lawn of their house, loaded it up with all his stuff, and torched it....then sent him the video.

^ Women. Especially Western women.

you mean American women ?

not all western women are like that, but American women are fucking superficial dumbos, we have a few sample here and they love to prove it

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Oh Buutplug, fantasising about Arab men again. I'm sure you can find one to fuck you in Pattaya, fag boy.

here is a revenge plan,

blow his best goat, and then send him the tape

Originally Posted by Maanaam

^ Women. Especially Western women.

Of which, the fault and blame falls upon them, inevitably - per prejudicial and blinded course.

Guys' never fall into this realm, do they?
Sound and saintly.

So not one personal story then not even from the OP...

Meh..

Pack of lawn seed in high rise apartment carpet whilst wandering dick went o/s for a month.

Well well now who are you?

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

you mean American women ?

not all western women are like that, but American women are fucking superficial dumbos, we have a few sample here and they love to prove it

Yes Buttplug, but you find real women intimidating, that's why you'd rather have some skanky ladyboy shoving it up your arse.

Originally Posted by bsnub

So not one personal story then not even from the OP...

Meh..

I dumped one bird and she spent weeks bombarding me with phone calls before coming up with the brilliantly predictable idea that I'd got her up the duff.

Fortunately the maths did not add up, so I just told her to fuck off.

Weeks later a mate of mine sheepishly admitted that while I was getting all these phone calls, he was getting blow jobs off her.

I castigated the silly fucker not for getting the blow jobs but for not telling me sooner.

Pile of burning clothes, and other sundries, in the back while one is away.

Message sent.

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Originally Posted by Dragonfly

obviously you never fucked an American woman, and they are not intimidating, they are just boring and stupid,

While I know you haven't, unless it was a butch lezzer with a strap on.

are you telling me now that American women are articulate and thoughtful ?

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

are you telling me now that American women are articulate and thoughtful ?

No, I'm telling you that you are a stupid french fag who's intimidated by women.

No stories from me tonight, but breakups hurt like a bitch.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

I dumped one bird and she spent weeks bombarding me with phone calls before coming up with the brilliantly predictable idea that I'd got her up the duff.

Fortunately the maths did not add up, so I just told her to fuck off.

Weeks later a mate of mine sheepishly admitted that while I was getting all these phone calls, he was getting blow jobs off her.

I castigated the silly fucker not for getting the blow jobs but for not telling me sooner.

So she was very good at multitasking, sucking dick and talking to you at the same time. Gobby motormouth

There was a woman in England who took every bottle from her husbands wine collection. Then put a bottle on the doorstep of all their neighbours!

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

No, I'm telling you that you are a stupid french fag who's intimidated by women.

and you are a closet homo Brit, does your own stupidity make women you meet intimated