There's a big cage in the side garden full of lovebirds - don't ask me why...I think the wife's project some years ago. Today, a lovebird that flew the coop months ago returned - sitting on top of the cage roof singing away.
So, maid opens the cage doors to allow it to hop back inside to join its mates.
Result......a flurry of wings, and all of the incarcerated birds bolt. The Great Escape.
Empty cage.....ungrateful feathered fuckers.