Thread: Irish man attempts suicide in Pattaya

Irish man attempts suicide in Pattaya

Irish man attempts suicide in PattayaAn Irish man has been rushed to hospital in a critical condition after slashing his wrists and both arms with a small box cutter.
At around 1:00pm on September 27th, Pattaya police and emergency services were called out to the Blue Wave apartment building in Pattaya, after the house keeper had stumbled across a foreigner lying motionless on his blood-stained bed, in a critical condition.


Arriving at the scene, police made their way to room 503 on the third floor of the building, where they found a Mr. Andrew Ward, aged 61 years old.

The bathroom was covered in blood, with a trail leading from the bathroom door to the bed, where the victim was found lying.
Emergency treatment was carried out by paramedics at the scene, before rushing the body off to a local hospital for further treatment. After being in a critical condition, latest reports suggest that the victim is recovering slowly.
Police interviewed the house keeper, who told them the the man had only checked in to the room the previous day with a Thai lady, who she had presumed was his girlfriend.
She saw nothing out of the ordinary until she opened up the room for cleaning and was shocked to find the body of the victim. She immediately called for police.
Police searched the room and found a small box cutter in the bathroom, which they took away as evidence.
Police believe the man may have had a disagreement with his lady friend, who was no where to be seen, which may have caused him to take the drastic action of attempted suicide.

http://pattayaone.news/en/irish-man-attempts-suicide-pattaya/

F--k me looks like a slaughter house.

Reminds me of Robert Carlisle in the Beach film.

Not surprised living in a dump like that

Hope the cleaning lady demands a bonus for cleaning that room.

These guys getting all emotional over their bar girls is quite the gig eh.

What a mess! Tragic!

the dozy mick maxes out his redundancy and benefits on a whoring and boozing extravaganza in thailand.

down to his last few baht he downsizes his accommodation to a shithole shoebox that even a burmese dishwasher would turn his nose up at ... theres not even a toilet seat! ... his tart sees his reduced circumstances and immediately blows him out like a wet fart and the mickster, in a dark miasmic fug of booze and self pity takes a boxcutter to his veins.

luckily he was found before he bled out and he is recovering in hospital ...... but ....... wait until he sees the bill.

hope they didnt throw the boxcutters away!

Murphy, O'Brien & Casey sitting in a bar discussing the words they would like to hear spoken over their coffins at their wakes. Casey says,
"I would like them to say 'He was a wonderful family man- he always supported his wife and kids, and they never wanted for anything'".
O' Brien says, "That's lovely Casey. But I would like to hear them say, 'He was a great man in the community - he undertook a lot of projects to make his community a better place."
Murphy says,
"That's very nice, O'Brien. But I would like to hear them say, 'Look! He's moving!'"

billy stops paddy in dublin and asks for the quickest way to cork.

paddy says: "are you on foot or in the car?"

billy replies: "in the car." "well that's the quickest way," says paddy

I'm sure tax is right now in the process of setting up a Samaritans Pattaya branch..

Wonder how long it took him from his arrival in Thailand to being reduced to that

And what were the factors that contributed to this unfortunate situation, at age 61

Originally Posted by taxexile

the dozy mick maxes out his redundancy and benefits on a whoring and boozing extravaganza in thailand.

down to his last few baht he downsizes his accommodation to a shithole shoebox that even a burmese dishwasher would turn his nose up at ... theres not even a toilet seat! ... his tart sees his reduced circumstances and immediately blows him out like a wet fart and the mickster, in a dark miasmic fug of booze and self pity takes a boxcutter to his veins.

luckily he was found before he bled out and he is recovering in hospital ...... but ....... wait until he sees the bill.

hope they didnt throw the boxcutters away!

I get the feeling you may have hit the nail on the head.

They'll bring him back to life and demand payment. FFS which is probably why he did what he did.

Wonder if his mates back in Ireland will set up a crowdfunding page

Originally Posted by taxexile

the dozy mick maxes out his redundancy and benefits on a whoring and boozing extravaganza in thailand.

down to his last few baht he downsizes his accommodation to a shithole shoebox that even a burmese dishwasher would turn his nose up at ... theres not even a toilet seat! ... his tart sees his reduced circumstances and immediately blows him out like a wet fart and the mickster, in a dark miasmic fug of booze and self pity takes a boxcutter to his veins.

luckily he was found before he bled out and he is recovering in hospital ...... but ....... wait until he sees the bill.

hope they didnt throw the boxcutters away!

SP in 20 years

One of my buckets at the scene of the crime.

Worrying times.................

^Does he still owe you the cash for it?

^

Absolutely zero sympathy for a Monger who tops him self over some scank Bar Girl.

Always another one behind him.

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

One of my buckets at the scene of the crime.

Worrying times.................

He'd probably tasted one of your pies.

...he downsizes his accommodation to a shithole shoebox that even a burmese dishwasher would turn his nose up at

Thinking about it, that depressing room is probably what drove him to slit his wrists.

^

I recon ya best bet would be that being born Irish and a whore chases would be closer to the mark.

Originally Posted by snakeeyes

after slashing his wrists ... both arms

To be sure, to be sure

I mean it's really fuked up that this guy has ended up like this but it happens every foking day in that shit hole Pattaya. ??

Mongers, bar girls, Death.

Sorry, but the give a shit o meter is going backwards.