Thread: Window Shopping

Just come back from the Dam and I'm afraid to admit that I drew a blank and shagged nowt.

Window shopping ain't for me.

Without ladydrinks and barfining this just isn't cricket.

So true

Originally Posted by hooter

Just come back from the Dam

WTF is 'the Dam'?

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

WTF is 'the Dam'?

Amster?

Originally Posted by hooter

Just come back from the Dam and I'm afraid to admit that I drew a blank and shagged nowt.

Window shopping ain't for me.

Without ladydrinks and barfining this just isn't cricket.

well i hope you done the righty and went off to the bulldog and got on the waccy tabaccy. ?

cheaper and safer than buying those scanky hoe's mate.

Rotter?

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

WTF is 'the Dam'?

Amster?

Oh. OK.

Sounds like a horrible plan to go looking for pros in Europe.

Originally Posted by terry57

well i hope you done the righty and went off to the bulldog and got on the waccy tabaccy. ?

cheaper and safer than buying those scanky hoe's mate.

Dejavu terry i pulled a couple of lesbian dykes from Norway in one of the numerous Bulldog establishments, even rolled them a fat one.

They weren't porno mag quality, but they did the job.

i pulled a couple of lesbian dykes

As opposed to the straight dykes you run in to there.

Originally Posted by terry57

went off to the bulldog

Fucking tourists. There are a million better places than those dumps & they only stay in business because visitors think they're great. I recommend Feels Good Cafe. It's a black place but half the price of any of the others with proper staff who remember who your name & your drink (not too hard as they only sell three) no matter how long ago you last went in. Great big bags of shit for sale from seven euros, too.

The women in Amsterdam are of superior quality to anything you find in Thailand. Some are truly beautiful. All are scammers, though. There are better things to do there than some hooker in a window. The Banana Bar, I recommend. It's forty euros for one hour in there but all your drinks are free & the girls can be very entertaining. They have nightclubs that decend into sex clubs & everything.

Great place, the Dam.

You are all tourists mate, waffling about the least touristy coffee shop in Amsterdam is like a bunch of backpackers choosing between Koh Phangan and Samui. You boys wanna get down to Rotterdam.