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    Woman trapped in window trying to retrieve poo after Tinder date

    A woman who threw her poo out of her date's toilet window because it "would not flush" had to be rescued after she got stuck trying to retrieve it.
    The amateur gymnast was on a first date with Bristol student Liam Smith when she "panicked" and threw the faeces out of the window.
    It did not land in the garden, but became wedged between two non-opening windows.
    After climbing in head first after it, she became wedged.
    Mr Smith had to call the fire service for help.
    The story appeared on a crowdfunding page, set up by the University of Bristol student.
    Woman trapped in window trying to retrieve poo after Tinder date - BBC News
    Fascists dress in black and go around telling people what to do, whereas priests... more drink!

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    Sounds like a keeper.

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    Sounds like a crappy date to me.

    I've heard of dates going down the tubes before but this is a load that wouldn't go.

    Plunger?

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    Hilarious!
    Oh, how mortified would she be?

    So rescue services got her out....what happened to the lump of shit?

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    it was transplanted into your skull.

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    Shame she couldn't have called piwanoi.

    But let's be honest...we've all been there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dodgy Manfan View Post
    what happened to the lump of shit?
    Quote Originally Posted by taxexile View Post
    it was transplanted into your skull.

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    And the guy intends seeing her again !! who would want to date a woman with a scat habit ...

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    She should of called stroller. Right up his alley that sort of thing. He does it for a living

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    Farang.
    The known siwilai classes.


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    But let's be honest...we've all been there.
    Er... right. You tell your story first.

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    The story appeared on a crowdfunding page, set up by the University of Bristol student.

    Crowdfunding in aid of what?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post
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    what happened to the lump of shit?
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    it was transplanted into your skull.

    Simple things amuse simple minds....same goes for dirty minded children who are amused by childish toilet "humour".

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
    The story appeared on a crowdfunding page, set up by the University of Bristol student.

    Crowdfunding in aid of what?
    I read the whole story hard up student couldn't afford to repair damage done to the window. Maybe he should put any money from funding to building an outside toilet.


    Problem is, I've been quoted north of £300 to replace the window and as a postgraduate student, that is a significant chunk of my monthly budget."
    Mr Smith originally set a crowdfunding target of £200, but has already raised more than £1,200.

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    Quote Originally Posted by klong toey View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
    The story appeared on a crowdfunding page, set up by the University of Bristol student.

    Crowdfunding in aid of what?
    I read the whole story hard up student couldn't afford to repair damage done to the window. Maybe he should put any money from funding to building an outside toilet.


    Problem is, I've been quoted north of £300 to replace the window and as a postgraduate student, that is a significant chunk of my monthly budget."
    Mr Smith originally set a crowdfunding target of £200, but has already raised more than £1,200.
    She can shit anywhere she likes for that sort of coin. Anyone got her tinder I'D?

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    Two girls and a cup..... and a plunger.

    Now that'll get you some crowd funding.

    Hey bld got a glass top table and a gopro? Two girls a plunger and a glass top table! We could make a small fortune off youtube with that channel. Hell we might even get punter to watch right through the Comercial breaks.

    Wind up that tinder for some locals and were off to the races. Start with a gorge at the river walk, 5 pounds of squid, a few dozen egg rolls and a case of beer lao is all we would need for seed money to Kickstart the show.

    ..
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    It happens.

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    ^Don't you mean shhhh..it happens. Apparently by the bucket with this gal.

    Hey, that's it. Two girls and a bucket.

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    The BBC Pidgin version of that story is worth a read, pretty funny:

    https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/tori-41171196

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    Welcome back Dan.

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