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    What would you do ?

    If you were in front of an Indonesian firing squad , about to be executed for
    drug smuggling and they gave you one last request , as you were handcuffed to a post and about to be blindfolded and shot . If your last request was to be uncuffed and not to be blindfolded as you were shot . If the agreed , would you then try to run away, just before the "shoot" order was given ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by David48atTD View Post
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    I'd ask the mods on TD to close the thread "Reasonable grounds for child abduction", so that I could die happy, knowing I had performed such a service to intelligent humanity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluke
    If the agreed , would you then try to run away, just before the "shoot" order was given ?
    Unless you spoke Indonesian, how would you know the order had been given?...

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    You're getting executed?

    What did you do to Za?

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    Is that your new business adventure , smuggling drugs in Indonesia ?

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    Wasa who is on another forum,

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    What other forum, I'm loyal to TD.

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    not according to Mr. Blobby....

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
    You're getting executed?

    What did you do to Za?
    Just asked her out for a Sizzler
    Dont think that thats an execution able offence
    Changed my mind anyway
    Offer has been withdrawn

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    Quote Originally Posted by tomcat View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Fluke
    If the agreed , would you then try to run away, just before the "shoot" order was given ?
    Unless you spoke Indonesian, how would you know the order had been given?...
    If you were standing in front of an execution squad and it was all quiet and someone shouted something out , you could probably guess what he was shouting

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluke View Post

    If you were standing in front of an execution squad and it was all quiet and someone shouted something out , you could probably guess what he was shouting
    Shoot straight you Bastards

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluke
    you could probably guess what he was shouting
    possibly, but if it was a nice morning and the birds were singing, my mind might be focused elsewhere rather than on an unpleasant screaming native...probably just as well...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluke View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluke
    If the agreed , would you then try to run away, just before the "shoot" order was given ?
    Unless you spoke Indonesian, how would you know the order had been given?...
    If you were standing in front of an execution squad and it was all quiet and someone shouted something out , you could probably guess what he was shouting
    " FIRE "

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    Quote Originally Posted by wasabi View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluke
    If the agreed , would you then try to run away, just before the "shoot" order was given ?
    Unless you spoke Indonesian, how would you know the order had been given?...
    If you were standing in front of an execution squad and it was all quiet and someone shouted something out , you could probably guess what he was shouting
    " FIRE "
    Well done, wasabi.

    Well done indeed.


    Now...apple crumble with custard or cream substitute?

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    Invented Drug Wars....

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    Quote Originally Posted by wasabi View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluke
    If the agreed , would you then try to run away, just before the "shoot" order was given ?
    Unless you spoke Indonesian, how would you know the order had been given?...
    If you were standing in front of an execution squad and it was all quiet and someone shouted something out , you could probably guess what he was shouting
    " FIRE "

    And tomcats last ever words would be "There a fire, someone call the fire brigade"
    BANG

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    Come on mods put this utter crap where it belongs.

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    As Americans say " fire in the hole "

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    Quote Originally Posted by wasabi
    As Americans say " fire in the hole "
    Brits only say that the morning after a good 8 pints followed by a Chicken Masala.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pragmatic
    Come on mods put this utter crap where it belongs.
    Can speaker's handle it though?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluke View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluke
    If the agreed , would you then try to run away, just before the "shoot" order was given ?
    Unless you spoke Indonesian, how would you know the order had been given?...
    If you were standing in front of an execution squad and it was all quiet and someone shouted something out , you could probably guess what he was shouting
    But, the question you posed is whether one would run away before the "shoot" order was given...
    How would you know if the order would be given or you're being subjected to a fake execution, the order being "Bring him back to his cell. He's pissed his pants, I won the bet."

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    what would you do with the turd in your trousers ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post
    what would you do with the turd in your trousers ?
    I would tell Boringboy to fuck off as I wasn't dead yet.

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