Three buttocks.

**chassamui** · 04-07-2017, 09:00 PM

No more bum trumpet solos for you then.

**Dillinger** · 04-07-2017, 09:03 PM

Lets have a looky see then Withnall.

I may be able to lance it for ya

**thaimeme** · 04-07-2017, 09:10 PM

Sound hygiene and showering occasionally helps prevent from recurrence.

Filthy Farang.

**somtamslap** · 04-07-2017, 09:26 PM

I consider myself something of a specialist when it comes to matters of the batty.

'Twas only last year when, crying with pain, I journeyed to A&E only to have an Nepalese caretaker pop a stick of dynamite up my arse before being diagnosed with an abscess of the anus by a Pakistani quack.

When that fucker finally blew up it was like bastard Krakatoa - the lava trails decimated surrounding villages and left a crater the size of a bus in the local park; while all the time I basked; basked in the glory of a pain-free arse.

**Dillinger** · 04-07-2017, 09:50 PM

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

the bastard is starting to swell again

Nothing a stanley blade, eight 7/11 bendy straws, some gaffer tape and 8 breezers couldnt sort out

**taxexile** · 04-07-2017, 10:01 PM

Withnall, have you googled "pilonidal sinus" yet?

Go straight to images. Dont bother with the medical stuff.

**Dillinger** · 04-07-2017, 10:10 PM

**Bogon** · 04-07-2017, 10:34 PM

Originally Posted by taxexile

Withnall, have you googled "pilonidal sinus" yet?

What has a StarWars character got to do with this?

Hope your dirtbox is ok now Withers.

**DrB0b** · 05-07-2017, 04:53 AM

Request to mods, can we combine the above two emojis just for situations like this please?

**Latindancer** · 05-07-2017, 05:46 AM

^^^ They need to do a speeded-up version of your Youtube clip, Dillinger. The way it drags out is the worst part. Fascinating but horrifying.

**Hugh Cow** · 05-07-2017, 06:18 AM

I know this is probably right out of left field but have you considered a qualified medical practitioner to lance the boil with an instrument somewhat approaching sterile, followed by an equally sterile covering and possibly antibiotics?

**Dillinger** · 05-07-2017, 11:09 AM

^^ i got to just over a minute

You have a stronger stomach than me

Hows the second arsehole Withnall, can you whistle Amazing Grace yet?

**withnallstoke** · 05-07-2017, 11:49 AM

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Hows the second arsehole Withnall,

Getting bigger by the minute.

**Dillinger** · 05-07-2017, 12:52 PM

Are you rearing sunbirds?

**chassamui** · 05-07-2017, 01:37 PM

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Hows the second arsehole Withnall, can you whistle Amazing Grace ye

No, but he can fart in stereo now.

**Latindancer** · 06-07-2017, 06:22 AM

Here's a clip of Chassamui's brain operation......from which it all went wrong.

**chassamui** · 06-07-2017, 06:36 AM

Originally Posted by Latindancer

Here's a clip of Chassamui's brain operation......from which it all went wrong.

Very brave of you to post on here, especially after your arsehole transplant rejected you.

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