Thread: Pregnant Serena Williams poses naked on the cover of Vanity Fair

Originally Posted by chassamui

Originally Posted by crackerjack101

I met Serena and her mother once at Melbourne airport. we got chatting and, whilst the mother was more than a little unpleasant Serena was charm personified.

We spoke for about 10 minutes.
She was very interested in Indigenous affairs in Australia and seemed remarkably well informed.
Her ass didn't seem that big.

I read that with interest.




Until the final sentence when I burst out laughing. Cheers JJ, I needed that.

you're welcome.

By the way, her mother is absolutely fucking ugly in every possible way imaginable.

By the way, her mother is absolutely fucking ugly in every possible way imaginable.

Photos?? Must be a photo somewhere on the inter...... ah hang on



Jeezus fcuk - that's a man!!

Who's the miserable cutie with the red sun visor?

Originally Posted by Simon43

By the way, her mother is absolutely fucking ugly in every possible way imaginable.

Photos?? Must be a photo somewhere on the inter...... ah hang on



Jeezus fcuk - that's a man!!

Who's the miserable cutie with the red sun visor?

FUK,

I really dislike the Williams clan. When it comes to ugly they take the biscuit.

Simply fuking sinfully ugly and uncalled for.

lucky the cuntas can play tennis innit, no room at the rubbish tip for them eh.

Originally Posted by Humbert

OMG a naked, pregnant black woman! Pass out the smelling salts.

Nothing wrong with being pregnant, being black or being a woman.

That t'was precisely Humberto's point I think.

Bollix is The Dogs.

Wow it's so vogue for the arty farty world to be so daring as to break new ground by getting a poofy photographer to take rare pics of a pregnant American. How groundbreaking is the fashion world. Wow and wow again, all the Gays can celebrate with Ant at how daring Vanity Fair is, so brave.

Then it's so special that nobody's pointed out that this has been naturally ongoing in Africa for centuries, amazing, they've been breeding ferociously but it's only now that The luvy duvy fashion world have found a specimen from billions of other look alike specimens to put on the front cover.
So new, it's exciting.
Gets the gays excited, being so adventurous.

Originally Posted by wasabi

all the Gays can celebrate with Ant at how daring Vanity Fair is, so brave

Crickey, you've really contracted a severe case of the butt-hurt haven't you!

I'd like to apologise but, you know, I'm not actually sorry so...

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Do you honestly know the difference between subjective and objective.

In this case, the difference between the two is just wibbling

Yeah. But no.

Did Serena Williams kick your puppy at some stage or sumfing??

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Yeah. But no.

Yeah but yeah?

As a side note, I have several friends who want to fuck the shit out of RuPaul.

Originally Posted by GracelessFawn

Originally Posted by Thedogsbollix

FUK,

I really dislike the Williams clan. When it comes to ugly they take the biscuit.

Simply fuking sinfully ugly and uncalled for.

lucky the cuntas can play tennis innit, no room at the rubbish tip for them eh.

Nothing wrong with being ugly.

If you post a picture of yourself naked, maybe they'd call you old, fat and ugly also.

Only in Soi 4 you will be called hansum man, but that's depending on your bulge.... wallet bulge, of course. And the other bulge perhaps.... the ATM cards.....

Afraid I have to agree with TDB, GF. She has obviously been beaten severely with the ugly stick and should stay in a locked windowless room between tournaments.
I am unsure of why she is holding her breasts other than preventing her nipples from getting carpet burn.
Before you ask,yes, I am very hansum man and sexy too. The good lady Cow invariably reminds me of this fact every time she reaches for her third bottle of sherry.

Originally Posted by Hugh Cow

Originally Posted by GracelessFawn

Originally Posted by Thedogsbollix

FUK,

I really dislike the Williams clan. When it comes to ugly they take the biscuit.

Simply fuking sinfully ugly and uncalled for.

lucky the cuntas can play tennis innit, no room at the rubbish tip for them eh.

Nothing wrong with being ugly.

If you post a picture of yourself naked, maybe they'd call you old, fat and ugly also.

Only in Soi 4 you will be called hansum man, but that's depending on your bulge.... wallet bulge, of course. And the other bulge perhaps.... the ATM cards.....

Afraid I have to agree with TDB, GF. She has obviously been beaten severely with the ugly stick and should stay in a locked windowless room between tournaments.
I am unsure of why she is holding her breasts other than preventing her nipples from getting carpet burn.
Before you ask,yes, I am very hansum man and sexy too. The good lady Cow invariably reminds me of this fact every time she reaches for her third bottle of sherry.

555 Mr. Cow. Made me laugh.

Good morning hansum man...... Naw, thats just the sherry talking.

Originally Posted by redhaze

As a side note, I have several friends who want to fuck the shit out of RuPaul.

Cool 'some of my best friends are bent and black' reminder there, rh.

Do you have one of those 'checkers in your earlobe' things.

Originally Posted by redhaze

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Yeah. But no.

Yeah but yeah?

As a side note, I have several friends who want to fuck the shit out of RuPaul.

Yeah ok.

I dunno what your issue(s) over Williams are but you appear to have lost the plot somewhat. It's either that or you honestly can't accept someone could hold a differing subjective opinion on the matter and/or you're intimating that I'm a liar.

Well I do think its convenient you have friends that are attracted to a lady that is nearly universally derided as being unattractive that you were defending as being attractive to some, that you brought up to bolster your opinion, that apparently you have had this conversation with them already, and that they have told you they are attracted to her. Could it all be true? Um yes sure, it could be true.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Cool 'some of my best friends are bent and black' reminder there, rh.

It was just a joke

I do live with black people though and I just surveyed them.

They are not attracted to Serena Williams.

Originally Posted by redhaze

Well I do think its convenient you have friends that are attracted to a lady that is nearly universally derided as being unattractive that you were defending as being attractive to some, that you brought up to bolster your opinion, that apparently you have had this conversation with them already, and that they have told you they are attracted to her. Could it all be true? Um yes sure, it could be true.

Ah so you are calling me a liar! You realize that she's been around a lot longer than and outside of this thread though, right??

Meh, less bothered by that than I am your inability to distinguish between subjective cf. objective and simply lacking the intestinal fortitude to just come out and say it to be honest.

Your issues with Williams appear to almost have some pathological aspect to them.

I don't find her attractive either but, well, she'd certainly be a matress warrior to contend with .

My impression is not though that she's 'nearly universally derided as being unattractive.'

I just think her behaviour over the years has shown her to not be a very admirable person, and no carefully tailored media campaigns are likely to convince me otherwise.

Your stuff about 'objective' vs 'subjective' was puzzling, red.

That's the thing for me as well. Don't find her attractive either - though I wouldn't say no, moot because she'd never say 'yes' - but I'd never suggest that my opinion should inform everyone else's on the matter.

Some people do find her attractive. Her husband for one.

who shagged the ugly cow and got her pregnant, her dad?

Originally Posted by redhaze

I do live with black people though and I just surveyed them. They are not attracted to Serena Williams.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Your stuff about 'objective' vs 'subjective' was puzzling, red.

It served its purpose. Getting Ant wound up.

Calling her ugly is rude and v ungentlemanly. Saying she's not your type would be socially acceptable.